Sig Tau Gorilla shows new way to advertise: public urination

by Li'l Bitch
Momo-in-Chief

Sigma Tau Gorilla fraternity shows its advertising talents on the west lawn of SSB.

In an effort to increase membership, fraternities have a long history of flyering and singing the DUMSL campus. However, for Sigma Tau Gorilla, paper and paint just aren't enough, and, according to president Colin Dumbasa Post, "we've got a way to use natural resources to get the most attention."

This new advertisement, which Post, along with his brothers helped invent, involved the frat boy's favorites: 21 beers, pants with a zipper, and a full bladder.

"We created this method of advertising because its hard to get guys to volunteer to hand out flyers," Post said. "What Sig Gorilla is going to say no to 21 beers?"

Post also cited an increased cost in the price of copy material and paper for the fraternity's decision to begin using this new way to 'get the word out.'

"The girl at the copy lounge stopped dating me, so I can't sweet-talk her into free paper anymore," said Post.

Although the results of the advertising won't be known until this weekend, Post is optimistic.

"Already people have been talking about it," Post said. "The police, the Chancellor, the Office of Student Diversions...it's been getting a lot of attention."

Student reaction to the 'sign' has been mixed. Some feel that the use of urine as a medium is totally 1nappropriate, while others think that the display is a 'call for attention' and should be taken as such.

"Bunch of goddam morons," Boob Simple, director of misinformation, said. "The Chancellor slipped in the stuff and broke her ankle. Damn kids are screwing up everything."

"I think that it is simply ingenious," said Cluck McMillion, professor of Communication' at DUMSL and STG adviser. "What better way to convey your message than in 30-foot letters on the lawn of the campus. Good for them."