Stagnant offer grammer, spell course now

The course will be start at 9 and go to 11, will be teach by Stagnant momo-in-chief Li'l Bitch.

"I want that we get a good understand of the American derelict," Bitch said. "Too many DUMSL kids talk funny, and I want change that."

The course will cover topics like proper use of the, comma, Capitalization techniques, to use proper verb tense at correct time; semi-colon use along with other such things.

"I found a copy of my reading book from 3rd grade, "See Spot Run," and I thought, 'now there are a good liteiaery thing. I will using that for grammer class," Bitch said.

So far, no one person has enrolled in the class, which only costed $35 anyway. reason for this is not known, but Bitch suspect that people not taking the 'American' language serious yet.

"I'm very sad that our fellow classmen not interest in program," Bitch said. "It looks like no one wantst to talk good no more."

One DUMSL student, Baron Beercuss, stated that "Why on Earth would I wish to pay $35 to actually lower my intelligence quotient? Really now, does that buffoon really think that his venacular is more vast than mine? The Stagnant appears, at least to me, as a the result of three parts Jack Daniels, one part marijuana and one part boredon. It is a plague upon the DUMSL campus that we could simply do without."

Beercuss will me missed.

Class enrollment will continue up till the 9 a.m. start time, or when Bitch sobers up, whichever comes first.

Despite the low registration numbers, Bitch is hopeful that anyone has signed up still.

"I'll probably just take some people from the bar and have them come," Bitch said. "Hell, I is always counting on my Frat brothers to help with projects, I bring them up too...I'll be fun!"

To sign for class, or to talk to Bitch, call x5183, and leave your name, time you called, short message, callback number, measurements, social security number, and availability.

Failure to leave all information will forfeit any chance of a call back, although he probably won't call you back anyway.