Avery

The Current | February 15, 1999

Why Avery should resign from Student Government

Top ten reasons why Jim Avery should resign his post as president of the Student Government Association:

10) He doesn't want the job, just the perks.

9) His comments in the January 25th edition of The Current confirmed what those who "cut [him] off" already knew.

8) The SGA presidency is prime time on this or any campus, and he's not a player.

7) He doesn't give a damn about students because if he did, he would fulfill his job duties.

6) He's recalcitrant.

5) He's a whiner.

4) ". . . Worrying about students and student government" isn't an objective, it's an anxiety attack.

3) He doesn't know that regular University business hours are Monday through Friday, 9-5.

2) His bitching and moaning is giving me a headache from way over here.

1) He needs to spend more time "worrying" about getting a clue!

-Rosaling Harris