The Notebooks of Raymond Chandler

Raymond Chandler

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"The most effective way to conceal a simple mystery is behind another mystery...You do not fool the reader by hiding clues ... but by making him solve the wrong problem" (The Notebooks of Raymond Chandler, 38).

Quick Draft:

Directions: Pretend you are a Hollywood writer and you need to produce a quick write-up for a movie plot you want to pitch. Write a three hundred word summary of the story using the the mystery story techniques you have been investigating in class. Use as many of Chandler's ideas from his notebook as you like. First come up with a title like those below. Next, provide the openning paragraphs and a quick plot summary, including the major characters, their actions, and any significant clues.

 

Titles

 The Man with the Shredded Ear

The Quiet Ivories

Return from Ruin

The Corpse Came in Person

No Third Act

Law Is Where You Buy It

Sit with Me While I Dream

The Black-Eyed Blonde

They Only Murdered Him Once

Too Late for Smiling

The Diary of a Loud Check Suit

Deceased When Last Seen

Quick, Hide the Body

A Night in the Ice Box

Goodnight and Goodbye.

 

 

CHANDLERISMS

 

She threw her arms around my neck, and nicked my ear with the gunsight.

Take your ears out of the way and I'll leave.

I left her with her virtue intact, but it was quite a struggle. She nearly won.

The only difference between you and a monkey is you wear a larger hat.

All the simple old-fashioned charm of a cop beating up a drunk.

Kropp's Piano Concerto for Two Lame Thumbs

If you don't leave, I'll get somebody who will.

Nothing answered me, not even a stand-in for an echo.

She sat in front of her princess dresser trying to paint the suitcases out from under her eyes.

The boys who talk and spit without ever bothering the cigarettes that live in their faces.

Goodnight, goodby and I'd hate to be you.

(48-49)

 

 SLANG AND HARD TALK

Chicago lightning-gunfire

dip the bill-take a drink

grape-liquor

cough yourself off-beat it

eel juice-liquor

creased, bent-knocked off

lip-lawyer

squibbed off-shot

new sweet-new girl

kick the joint-break in

under glass-in prison, caught.

circulation drops-drinks

 

HOLLYWOOD SLANG

jail break-time out to eat

blinker-camera

queen bee-show off

fluff-baby doll

sock the clock-punch the time clock

footfever-hurry

X ray-still photo

 

SAN QUENTIN PRISON SLANG

Quoted by former Warden Holoban i Los Angeles Time

 

(Well-known terms omitted)

 

Beak........................Judge

Buried.....................Held incommunicado

Box........................Safe and also phongraph

Back door parole....Die in prison

Buck .......................Priest

Caught in a snow-storm........................Cocained up

Crazy alley...............Fenced-in section for daffy prisoners

Croaker....................Doctor

Cop a heel................Assault from behind

Dinah.......................Nitroglycerine

Dropper...................Paid Killer

Eye.........................Detective

Fog.........................Shoot

Fall money.............Bail and legal fees

Fin.........................Five dollar bill

Fin up....................Five years to life

Grease...................Protection money

Herder....................Guard in prison

Lifeboa...................Pardon, commutation of sentence

McCoy...................Genuine (opposed to Crow McGee)

Nose.......................Police spy

Put the cross on......Mark for death

Roscoe...................Gat, hand gun

Shag.......................Worthless

 

 

SIMILIES AND COMPARISONS

 

As noiseless as a finger in a glove.

As systematic as a madam counting the take

About as French as a doughnut (i.e., not French at all)

His face was long enough to wrap twice around his neck

As much sex appeal as a turtle

As clean as an angel's neck

Smart as a hole through nothing

A face like a collapsed lung

So tight his head squeaks when he takes his hat off

As cold as a nun's breeches

High enough to have snow on him

A mouth like wilted lettuce

Longer than a round trip to Siam

Lonely as a caboose of a fifty car freight