An animal version of the Budweiser "Whassup" commercial. It may take some time to download. Hit the play button to start. Enjoy!

Cats doing funny things. Hilarious!

The Creation Story As Told by a Dog
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man poor.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

Top Ten Most Hated Pre-Vet Classes and Why We Suffer Through Them

1. STATISTICS: To calculate the probability of being accepted to Vet School (probability = .01%)
2. CALCULUS: To compute those difficult conversions between ml’s and cc’s.
3. ANIMAL SCIENCE: Because it’s the quickest way to make all pre-vets into Vegetarians.
4. ANIMAL NUTRITION: To get a real feel for the inside of a cow.
5. BIOLOGY: Nap Time!
6. PHYSICS: To calculate the velocity of the dog running toward you with bared teeth.
7. MICROBIOLOGY: To know the reason for not eating after expressing anal glands.
8. ORGANIC: Knowing the chair conformation will help to decorate our reception areas.
9. BIOCHEMISTRY: To know how much caffeine and sugar you need to get through an all-nighter.
10. GENETICS: To know why jackasses are sterile.

What is a dog?

  • Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
  • They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
  • They growl when they are not happy.
  • When you want to play, they want to play.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They are great at begging.
  • They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
  • They leave their toys everywhere.
  • They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

    • Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.

    What is a cat?

  • Cats do what they want.
  • They rarely listen to you.
  • They are totally unpredictable.
  • When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  • They are moody.
  • They leave hair everywhere.
  • They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

    • Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

    A young man was wandering around the zoo one day, looking at the animals. He suddenly remembered that he had scheduled an appointment for later in the day. Wondering what time it was, he looked down at his wrist. Unfortunately, he had forgotten his watch. He searched the entire zoo for someone who could give him the time. He saw a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant and approached him. ''Excuse me, sir.'' said the young man. ''Do you know what time it is?'' The zoo keeper reached under the elephant, grabbed its balls and started playing with them. ''Mmmmm, it is about 3:00.'' the zoo keeper responded. The young man looked at him in awe. ''How did you know that?'' The zoo keeper looked back at the man. ''I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you.''