Randy Lynn

Hola, fellow druggies.

My name is Randy. I’m 25 years old and a graduate student in the department of sociology. I have two extremely low-paying jobs: one as a indentured servant teaching assistant for Professor Keel, and one as a teacher and technology assistant at a high school.

               

I grew up in St. Louis and got my undergraduate degree at Washington University. I joined UMSL’s program when I decided that I wanted to have a career as a brilliant, suave professor. My sociological interests are youth, education, technology, and deviance. I’m looking forward to spending the rest of my life being pretentious.

Being a graduate student is pretty demanding. When I’m not at school, I like to spend my spare time weeping silently.

(Just kidding. Sort of.)

 

Actually, I have a lot of other interests, and I do a pretty good job finding time to indulge them. I love skydiving. Love it. In fact, if you ever asked me, "If you love skydiving so much, why don't you marry it???" I'd probably tell you I would if I could.

Other favorite activities include mountain biking, playing the guitar, and spending too much time online.

Let's face it: the last thing the Internet needs is another webpage with information about my particular idiosyncrasies. I’m enough of a digital narcissist as it is.

For your stalking convenience, then, please refer to the adjacent handy dandy table. You’ll be stealing my identity in no time.