American Gladiator: The Patriot

There's a scene at the end of Unforgiven where Will Munny, Clint Eastwood's gnarled desperado, prepares to leave the town of Big Whiskey. Crouched inside the doors of the saloon where he has finally wrought the vengeance we've been expecting, he shouts hoarsely out into the dark street, "Alright, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sonovabitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!" It's a darkly comic moment in a frequently bleak film, as Munny's warning is both a bit of dramatic hyperbole and also a perfectly plausible threat, since he's just gunned down a half-dozen men inside Greely's Saloon. It's also a moment of acute generic self-consciousness, because the violence Munny threatens is so often not the conclusion but the beginning of the American Western, the tragic loss of family that traditionally drives a peace-loving settler into a career as a revenging gunslinger. (Think of the classic Stagecoach, in which John Wayne's Ringo Kid is an outlaw because he seeks vengeance against the killers of his father and brother.)

This narrative pattern, in Westerns and elsewhere (i.e., Hamlet) is often used to perform some ideological sleight-of-hand, displacing the source of violence onto some villain or villainous gang or villainous corporation and reassuring us that the essence of the heroic American lies not in his (rarely her) irresistible murderousness but rather in the capacity for a just and timely and meet revenge, in response to a series of insults and depredations that no civilized person could possibly endure. (One tribute to Unforgiven's toughness is the way it calls this neat binary into question by making its hero not just an outlaw but a paid assassin, and by the way it suggests that he can put his capacity for violence on and take it off like a suit of clothes--after exacting his revenge, Will Munny is rumored to have moved to San Francisco and prospered in dry goods.

The tenacity of this formula is very much evident in The Patriot, a Revolutionary War film with epic ambitions that asks the question, "Why did people fight for the cause of American independence," and answers it this way: "Because the cruel, heartless British killed their children, burned their houses down, took their workers hostage, and locked all their friends in the village church and then set it on fire." "This time, it's personal"--the standard formula of so many action films and sequels--is here transported back in time and used to evacuate from the War of Independence any hint of ideological motivation, and sense of politics, any suggestion that the war was fought over sovereignty or liberty or any of those Latinate words in the Declaration of Independence. Thanks to the exaggerated inhumanity of the enemy, patriotism in The Patriot is made to signify a kind of paternalism, the desire of a father to protect the lives of his children rather than their interests.

The father in question is Benjamin Martin (Mel Gibson), a well-to-do South Carolina widower with seven children to raise and a large plantation to oversee. His oldest son, Gabriel (Heath Ledger), is hot to join the colonial army when the story opens in 1776, but his father refuses to give his blessing to such an adventure--he himself is a celebrated veteran of the French and Indian War, deeply scarred by did and saw. In fact his old comrades-in-arms are seeking his support too, including Harry Burwell (Chris Cooper), now a colonel with the Colonials. But Martin is resolute, and skeptical of "the Cause"; during a meeting of the legislature he rejects the folly of trading "one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants" just a mile up the road. But of course this resistance has to be overcome, and thanks to spectacular acts of British malice it is, so that Martin's repressed talents and taste for violence and his skills at guerilla warfare can be put to the service of the new republic.

At least, that's the way it's supposed to look, but The Patriot can't seem to make up its mind about Martin's motives. His chief British antagonist, Colonel Tavington (Jason Isaacs), keeps targeting Martin's friends and family throughout the film, as if he (or the filmmakers) feared that Martin's motivation might ebb or that he might at some point conclude that he'd achieved enough revenge. But after a final showdown with Tavington at a battle designed to resemble the Battle of Cowpens in January 1781, the film proceeds to reassure us that Martin has taken up "the Cause" by showing him still in service at Yorktown nine months later, to witness the laboriously anticlimactic surrender of Cornwallis. (another way to characterize The Patriot would be to say that it's one of those historical epics that can't not show us Yorktown, can't stand the idea of not showing us that too--as if we might not think the war had ended yet without the sight of that white flag.)

Ultimately Martin is the perfect patriot not for colonial times, but for our time. The French and Indian War was evidently his Vietnam ("Indian country!"), during which he witnessed and engaged in the kinds of massacres and atrocities he's understandably reluctant to talk about (one of which involved a bucket of human tongues and eyeballs sent as a message by Martin's troops). For him (and for us) the Revolution has the potential to be the Good War, a cleansing battle with a vicious enemy onto whom his past sins can be projected, and a battle in which that projection can be obscured by our astonishment at that enemy's viciousness. Where could they have learned such cruelty?

Moreover is distrustful of government in a cheerful, Contract-with-America sort of way; his "three thousand tyrants" remark gets a big chuckle from the viewing audience, despite the fact that it is at heart an antidemocratic statement. But of course Martin isn't a democrat, and doesn't live in a democracy; he's a wealthy landowner who has foremost in his mind the welfare of his family and his estate. "I'm a parent--I haven't got the luxury of principles," he says, and his patrician comforts and substantial holdings make him easy for the average suburban audience to identify with in our robust economy, with its gated communities. His closest onscreen relative nowadays is probably the general-turned-gladiator Maximus in Ridley Scott's Gladiator, another apolitical military man whose heart's desire is really to be back home at the villa with his wife and child--who are of course cruelly murdered (and the villa burned) to provide him with the timeless impetus for revenge. (In fact the role of Maximus, played by Russell Crowe, was originally offered to Mel Gibson).

This explicit linkage of a prodigious capacity for violence, a contempt for politics, and a nostalgic desire for domestic comforts apparently represents the cinematic sum-total of the American way of life at the end of the millennium, and of course it is the duty of films like The Patriot to weave these threads into a comforting if garish tapestry--or rather, flag; the repair of a torn American battle flag is a motif itself woven unsubtly into The Patriot, and our hearts are meant to swell when Martin, having come to a crisis about his participation in the war, rides out to join the troops for the climactic battle with the streaming banner in his hands.

There are some pluses in The Patriot; it is directed by Roland Emmerich, after all, who knows how to stage a scene of action crisply. The late eighteenth century was, of course, the Age of Moronic Warfare, in which rank upon rank of soldiers would line up about fifteen yards apart and blaze away at one another with their muskets until somebody broke and ran; Emmerich offers us a couple of these gruesome set-pieces in addition to the guerrilla action of Martin and his band (and there's nothing like guerrilla warfare for a good montage or two). One memorable shot lets you see what a cannonball looks like just before it takes your head off. At the same time there's mercifully little of the star-torture that we've come to expect from Gibson, who was electrocuted in Lethal Weapon, was drawn and quartered in Braveheart, and had his toes broken by a hammer in Payback (to name a few). It's mostly emotional torture he goes through here. And finally the cinematography produces a gorgeous Colonial South, in both its pre-war autumnal abundance and in the vividly colorful battles.

Overall, though, The Patriot is a pretty easy film to complain about, and invites disparagement from many quarters. Spike Lee has already sounded off about the film's dishonest representation of slavery: though the opening image is of a young black boy picking corn on Martin's plantation (note that word), we're quickly given to understand that all the African-Americans on his property are free blacks (doubtless working there because of his excellent health plan)--a strange kind of neocon political correctness. Feminists might object to the overpoweringly patriarchal picture The Patriot (note the etymology) gives of America's origins; Martin is a founding father who seems at first to have reproduced by parthenogenesis, with seven children and no wife, though soon enough we see him visiting his wife's grave (further evidence of Hollywood's deromanticization of matrimony-- only dead wives can inspire devotion). Eventually he takes up with his wife's sister Charlotte (Joely Richardson), who makes googly-eyes at him for three-quarters of the film before overcoming his obtuseness; in the last scene of the film we see that they have a new child, which nicely and subtly casts the shadow of incest over the founding of the nation. And finally, the British are up in arms--figuratively--over the way that the King's troops are depicted in the film: on the one hand is Lord Cornwallis (Tom Wilkinson), so impotent he can't even keep the loyalty of his dogs, while on the other we have the sneering, sadistic Tavington, who eats babies for breakfast. Tavington's character is based on the historical Banastre Tarleton, commander of a mounted Tory Legion renowned for its savagery, just as Gibson's Martin is in part based on the Carolina guerrilla leader Francis Marion, the "Swamp Fox," and evidently the British are still smarting over losing that war. But historically at least "Bloody Tarleton" may have had the last laugh. He was only in his twenties during the Revolutionary period, and afterward he returned to England, where he became an MP and eventually a general, was knighted, and died in 1833. Apparently he just put off his battlefield brutality like a suit of clothes.

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Ideological State Apparatchiks: The Peacemaker

Since when did it become okay to detonate nuclear devices in non-science fiction films? I mean, it's one thing to release the nukes against the aliens in Independence Day, but lately there is a disturbing trend in big budget action films towards using them as just one more special effect, well before the climax. The Peacemaker joins Schwarzenegger's True Lies (1994) and John Woo's Broken Arrow (1996) in using the Big One as a teaser; here one Russian warhead is detonated in order to disguise the theft of nine others. Are we now so far past the Nuclear Freeze movement and rallies in Central Park that we're starting to find nukes sexy again? Or is it a sort of nostalgia, now that the missiles are being dismantled, for the kind of purifying, absolute violence and power they might once have visited upon us? Either way, measuring titillation in kilotons seems like a bad idea.

The rest of The Peacemaker follows those nine stolen warheads as they are pursued by the Good Guys, Dr. Julia Kelly (Nicole Kidman), head of a White House anti-nuclear-smuggling group, and Lt. Col. Tom Devoe (George Clooney), her roguish military counterpart. The film really belongs to Clooney, though: while Kidman mostly snatches up cell phones and shouts things like "Get me the latest intelligence from IFOR!" and "I need those satellite photos now!", Clooney does all the shooting, driving and punching. He also delivers most of the cliches about how work in the field is different from life behind a desk, and his character evidently knows everyone in Russia personally. Kidman's character isn't dumb; in fact, the film goes out of its way to represent her as smart and tough-minded (and, of course, sympathetic). She just doesn't seem to do anything more strenuous than spread out a map.

Though Kidman can certainly be a compelling presence--witness To Die For--and can demonstrate as much cleavage as anybody--vide Batman Forever--the object of erotic contemplation in The Peacemaker is clearly Clooney; even when Kidman is swimming laps (sans any profile-obscuring goggles, of course), it's Clooney's face that attracts the camera's attention. I suspect he's got the sort of face (with those odd bangs) that men think women find attractive. Clooney's greatest asset as an action-film hero, though, is his voice. Oh, sure, he can glare well, and he deomstrates the full-speed-slide-across-the-car-hood move that's de rigueur nowadays (so de rigueur, in fact, that it ought to have a name of its own--the pas de capote, perhaps), but it's that low, growly sound and the direct way in which it's delivered that sets him apart. Think about the accents of Schwarzenegger and Van Damme, Seagal's exaggerated whisper, Stallone's atrocious enunciation, Costner's high-pitched squeak, Willis's grate, Keanu Reeves's nasal breathlessness and Nicholas Cage's sinus inflections--we have to make a lot of allowances now that Sean Connery is slowing down. Sure, there's Harrison Ford, who can put some steel into it; Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta both have supple voices, and there's even hope for Wesley Snipes, though Morgan Freeman is getting past the point of stunt work. Clooney just sounds right giving orders or offering an unsolicited and insubordinate opinion. So what if he's only 5'10"?

Despite the overall predictability of its international chase scenario--as many have noted, The Peacemaker is really one extended chase scene--there are some striking moments, including a shot of multiple laser sights in a darkened train near the beginning of the film and a nifty demolition-derby car chase in Vienna a little later, punctuated by what is essentially an execution performed by a very pissed off Clooney (this scene contains the obligatory appearance by the Russian mafia). In general, though, The Peacemaker is most interesting for what it tries and fails to do, which is to establish ideology as a credible motive for terrorism. American films traditionally find it very difficult to articulate this possibility; most often, as in the Die Hard trilogy, simple avarice is what's left after all the political rhetoric has been stripped away, since we Americans are uniquely situated to understand money as a motive. When money isn't the secret objective, , movie terrorists are usually spurred by either a simple religious (read: Islamic) fanaticism or simple nationalistic (read: Soviet) fervor, as in True Lies and Air Force One respectively. In The Peacemaker Clooney endorses the money/power/respect angle, and he's half-right: the renegade Russian general (is there any other kind?) who masterminds the nuclear theft wants to sell the nukes for big bucks, with the bulk of them going to Iran (And why do the Iranians want warheads? The answer is so obvious that the film doesn't even mention it--or perhaps can't even mention it.). But one bomb eventually gets into the hands of Bosnian diplomat Dusan Gavrich (Marcel Iures), who intends to blow up the U.N. with his nuke-in-a-knapsack. (One measure of the film's Western chauvinism, incidentally, is that it implicitly asks us to rank a few thousand nuclear deaths in rural Russia below the threat of a detonation in midtown Manhattan, a city apparently populated almost entirely by innocent bystanders and FBI agents.) What motivates Dusan? Well, here the film tries its hardest to break the mold, giving him a chance to articulate his ideas about how the West is ultimately responsible for the carnage and civil war in the former Yugoslavia. But the effort is doomed to failure, and this ideological motive quickly degrades intoo the shorthand cliches of effete aestheticism on the one hand (whenever the bad guy is shown playing classical music on the piano, it's always some form of displacement. Does Clooney play the piano? Of course not) and rank sentiment on the other. Kidman's character points to rage, pain and frustration as potential motives, and Dusan wants the West to feel his pain, the pain of losing wife and child to a Sarajevo sniper during the war.

Having transformed his motivation from the ideological to the sentimental, the film can develop some sympathy for the gaunt and teary Dusan, even as he nears his goal; the perverse measure of this sympathy is that rather than having Clooney's Devoe blow him away, the film lets him shoot himself. I guess that's what happens when you embrace your principles too closely.

The Peacemaker has one other perverse charm, and that is the way it depicts the kind of hyper-Foucauldian surveillance technology available to Kidman and Clooney (e.g., satellites that can read license plates) as an Instrument of Good. What would it take to imagine that the spectacle of the police detaining everyone in Manhattan carrying a knapsack (as they do, searching for the bomb) could be a bad thing?

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Diesel Powered: Pitch Black

In contrast to Supernova, which preceded it into release by a month, Pitch Black shows how a genre film can be successful when it only has a single director. The director in question is David N. Twohy, who in the past has produced both hits (The Fugitive) and misses (Waterworld); in Pitch Black he eschews the misguided epic ambitions of the latter for the swifter pace of the former and ends up with an effective stranded-in-space story. The conventional touches are handled briskly, with lots of disorder, noise and confusion; the spaceship is disabled by a rogue comet, the passengers and crew are rudely thrown out of "cryo-sleep" (just like in Supernova), the captain is killed (ditto), and the ship crashes violently, leaving only a handful of survivors, including the dangerous criminal Riddick (Vin Diesel) and the bounty hunter who was bringing him in, Johns (Cole Hauser, son of Wings). At first the chief problem seems to be a lack of water: the nightless desert planet on which they are stranded (played by a harshly lit South Australia) is scorched by three suns. The lucky humans, though, have arrived just in time for the once-every-22-years eclipse, which is heralded by the spectacular sight of the rings of a giant Saturn-like planet appearing on the horizon. And since the planet is populated by ravenous underground creatures that only come out in the dark, the gang soon finds itself imperiled by an alien menace (or menaced by an alien peril).

The transition from bad to worse to worst is handled rather deftly in Pitch Black: first the crash, then the waterless desert, then the nasty bat-like underground flesh-eating creatures (their pivoting flocks evoking, as Pitch Black does generally, From Dusk til Dawn), then the eclipse that releases them from their caverns, and then the real bad news--a whole second species (or maybe just the adults) of carnivorous predators, big hungry flying hammerheaded Velociraptor-Aliens that can see in the dark (isn't it about time for H.R. Giger to get some sort of lifetime achievement award for his contribution to--or rather, domination of--the way we imagine dangerous alien species?).

Now, you don't have to be Stephen Jay Gould to figure out that this is an ecosystem straight out of Hollywood (what do the creatures eat during the other twenty-one years?). But of course it's not designed to test an evolutionary hypothesis; it's designed to test the mettle of the motley group of survivors. And since Pitch Black's roots are in the survival story, a la Lifeboat or Flight of the Phoenix, its basic interest (and ours) lies in the moral economy that determines who lives and who dies. Unlike more domestic variations--i.e., haunted house or haunted spaceship or even slasher movies--the harsh environment of a story like this means that the rules are a little more sophisticated than "don't go in the basement," though at the same time they can be reduced to a fairly straightforward principle, which is this: sins committed before the movie--backstory crimes--can be expiated, but sins committed during the film must be punished.

Therefore: characters who suffer from drug addictions and can't rise above them during the perilous proceedings will have to pay a price for their indulgence. To prove this rule we only have to compare Pitch Black's Johns--who suffers, baby, believe me--to James Spader's character in Supernova, who is a former junkie, stays clean, and lives. Secondly, characters who are too attached to useless possessions--like the anthropological artifacts collected by Paris P. Oberly (Lewis Fitz-Gerald)--will be laid low because of their misplaced priorities. And figures of authority who fail in their office--like ship's pilot Fry (Radha Mitchell), who during the crash-landing tries unsuccessfully to eject the entire passenger compartment (filled with passengers) so she can lighten the load--will have the longest row to hoe. Making people pay for sins they tried to commit but failed to is one of the things genre films do best, after all.

But someone like Riddick, who is introduced to us as an escaped multiple-murderer, dangerous, violent, sly, untrustworthy, and unpredictable--well, that's all water under the bridge once we find out he has surgically altered vision that lets him see in the dark, too. What happened (or was said to have happened) in the past is not as important as what happens on screen when it comes to who lives and who gets his flesh stripped by aliens.

Pitch Black takes advantage of its relatively unknown cast here, too; there are no big stars whose survival is written into their contracts, and thus fewer clues about who will make it and who won't. The most familiar faces belong to Keith David, who plays an Imam leading three young charges on a pilgrimage to "New Mecca", and Claudia Black, from the Sci-Fi network series "Farscape." Riddick, Fry, and Johns make an interesting and tense triangle, but the most compelling figure is clearly Diesel's Riddick, big, muscular, bald, with a deep, deep voice--Diesel was the voice of the Iron Giant in the recent animated film of that name. He's tough enough to dislocate both of his own shoulders--intentionally--in an escape attempt, and of course his name has a perfect tough-guy ring, with the harsh dental sound in the middle and that velar stop at the end. See, action hero names can have two syllables--they don't all have to be called "Stone." And the best trick is that because of that night-vision thing, Pitch Black gives us a tough guy who gets to wear cool shades all the time--even during an eclipse.

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Playing God

If there were ever a candidate for cinematic euthanasia,Playing God would be the film. In this occasionally wry but never very noir adventure, defrocked surgeon Eugene Sands (David Duchovny, on a break from the "X-Files") falls in with counterfeiter Raymond Blossom (Timothy Hutton) after saving one of Raymond's associates after a barroom shooting, performs a few illegal operations at Raymond's behest, falls for Ray's girlfriend Claire (Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight's real-life daughter, with whom Duchovny shares no discernible chemistry), falls afoul of a corrupt FBI agent (Michael Massee), and eventually sorts things out just before those of us in the audience fall asleep. Playing God is not without its ambitions: it wants to be, by turns, Pulp Fiction (white and black hit men drive around discussing cultural differences--rugby versus American football), a film noir exploration of lowlife in the fast lane in LA (though its Double Indemnity-style voiceover, while aiming for the epigram, usually achieves only the sound bite), and--what the heck--an allegory of our current health-care morass, with doctors performing operations on command for evil bosses interested only in the bottom line. But it's too muddled, too ugly visually, and its performances are too weak for Playing God to be much of anything.

Duchovny is one problem. Though he is occasionally engaging, he's never particularly convincing as the lives-to-operate surgeon whose drug problem cost him a patient and his license. He's just not got the weight or gravity to pull off the world-weariness and dissipation he's apparently supposed to project here (where's David Caruso when you need him?). Sure, he drinks milk laced with synthetic heroin to escape his miseries--but he promptly flashes back on his botched operation (evidently his drug habit serves the plot's need for exposition rather than the doctor's need for escape). Sure, he lives in a squalid apartment in LA--but when he needs a place to hide and dry out, he heads for his parents' conveniently empty vacation mansion on the coast, to experience his hokey withdrawal symptoms under the duvet. Sure, he's got whole web sites devoted to his "X-Files" exploits--but really he's just not ready for the big screen. Neither, in fact, is director Andy Wilson, whose previous experience in television is frequently evident in the pacing of Playing God, in which scenes often seem to be building up to a commercial break. Note to Mr. Wilson: showing a panoramic view of the Los Angeles skyline in the background of hotel room and rooftop scenes does not qualify as taking advantage of the big screen.

Perhaps the best reason not to see this film is Timothy Hutton, who lurches around in an atrocious dye job and thrift-shop wardrobe. Hutton's counterfeiter is trying to move up the bad-guy ladder by ditching his Russian clients and turning to the Chinese market for "Calvin Clone" clothing and Silicon Valley software (yes, there are Russian criminals are here--frankly I won't be surprised if the new adaptation of Great Expectations has a scene featuring the ubiquitous Russian mafia). He's supposed to be one of those wildly unpredictable, dangerously wacky criminal types, and his attempts to explain Western methods of doing "business" to his customers are supposed to be amusing and pointed. But his lunacy is so contrived and his delivery of lines like "embrace your criminal self" so self-consciously daring that he's impossible to take seriously even when we're not supposed to take him seriously ("This is a car chase! I went to considerable expense to set this up--we can't just stop!").

There is perhaps one bright spot in Andrew Tiernan, who plays Cyril, a Brit who is the baddest of Raymond's associates and who drives around listening to the BeeGees sing "Jive Talkin'" (a song I now can't get out of my head, thank you very much). But then he bleeds to death, and after that so does Playing God.

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The Rainmaker Dir. Francis Ford Coppola 11/26/98

According to the press kit, Francis Ford Coppola first read John Grisham's The Rainmaker during a flight to France, which makes him, well, just like the rest of us. No one reads Grisham's books comfortably settled by the fireplace. The Rainmaker sold close to seven million copies, and probably all but five or six of them were consumed at airports or on airplanes. Grisham's books are so ubiquitous and appear so regularly that they could function as an alternative calendar: "No, dear, we went to Paris the summer that everyone was reading The Rainmaker, even the copilot and that nice bearded man in first class."

Coppola has turned Grisham's book into the perfect airplane movie. It's got a handsome, idealistic young hero, evil corporate villains, a grieving family, and some wry lawyer jokes--just enough to distract you from occasional turbulence, but not so much that you'll miss the beverage cart when it comes down the aisle. Newly minted lawyer Rudy Baylor (Matt Damon) sues the Great Benefit Insurance Company for unjustly denying the claims of a young man dying of leukemia, befriending him (Johnny Whitworth) and his mother (a wonderfully restrained Mary Kay Place) and confronting the insurance company's legion of expensive lawyers, led by Leo Drummond (Jon Voight). Assisted and mentored only by an ambulance-chasing "paralawyer" who has failed the bar exam six times (Danny DeVito), dogged David hauls corporate Goliath into court. I won't give away the ending, but not because it's a surprise: let's just say that all the staples of courtroom drama are there, the surprise witness, the obscure precedent, the moving summation.

What's disappointing about The Rainmaker is not so much its predictability as its unreality. Rudy, for instance, never makes a false step, despite his putative naivete. He may not know enough to ask the judge's permission to approach the witness stand, but he's somehow too canny to get suckered when Drummond and a corrupt judge try to steer him into accepting a premature and paltry settlement. When he visits an allegedly rich widow to work on her will, he ends up renting the apartment over her garage. His efforts to rescue a young woman (Claire Danes) from her abusive husband, a romantic subplot that gives Rudy a little Oedipal depth (his father abused his mother too, we're told), is happily resolved at the cost of only a few bruises (and a few lies told to the police).

On the other hand, how savvy do you have to be when the evil insurance company, whose symbol is the pyramid from the back of a dollar bill, not only denies all claims as a matter of policy but is dumb enough to publish this information in the employee handbook? Great Benefit is so cartoonishly vicious that it's a wonder they stayed in business long enough to be sued. No matter how much winsome bumbling Rudy does against the seemingly slick opposition, the deck is still stacked in his favor. As to the larger cultural message implicit here--that in the wake of the corporatization of health care the rights of the poor are going to be protected one case at a time by brand-new law-school graduates--well, that's a story only a lawyer could love.

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Eat the Rich: Ransom

Everyone by now knows the plot of Ransom: the son of self-made millionaire Tom Mullen (Mel Gibson) is kidnapped, and after one attempt to pay off the kidnappers fails badly, Mullen decides to use the $2 million as bounty instead of ransom, a decision he announces on TV and sticks to over the objections of his wife and the FBI. But the story of Ransom is slightly different: it's the story of two families, one your standard mom (Rene Russo), dad (Gibson), and son (Brawley Nolte), who are rich and comfortable if somewhat distant from one another, the other a less traditional group made up of the chief kidnapper (Gary Sinise), his girlfriend, two brothers and a fifth man who gets all the best one-liners. They're poor, and they don't have a kid, so they decide to adopt one to the tune of $2 million. Director Ron Howard effectively cross-cuts between these two clans to get us to think about them together, to compare and contrast them, and to see the flaws and the humanity (often deeply buried) of both sides.

But--there's the rub--one of these families has money, and the other doesn't, and when as things progress the Mullens hang together and the kidnappers begin to fall apart, what can we conclude but that it's better to be rich? One one level Mullen's $2 million is not just a bounty but an insult--"you're never going to see a dollar, not one dime," he says, implying that money is only meant for the rich--that only rich folks are equipped to handle it (and the adulation and the media attention and the moral compromises that go with it). Sinise at one point puts it in terms of H.G. Wells's Time Machine, in which the subterranean Morlocks occasionally snack on the blond toga-wearing surface-dwellers, the Eloi, who musty suffer this one blot on their otherwise Utopian existence. Wells's vision was certainly a prophetic one (101 years old now!), and appropriate image for the cellar-dwelling kidnappers and the Mullens in the penthouse overlooking Central Park. Even so, not even in The Time Machine do we sympathize with the Morlocks--Wells's time traveller doesn't go back to the future to do missionary work.

That's how the film can make you feel afterwards--while you're watching it, it makes you want to go home and hug your kids. There's good acting throughout, especially by Sinise; in the film's hardest role he conveys bitterness, brilliance, envy and desperation, but not cold-bloodedness. Rene Russo never tries to do more than she's capable of, and as a result she ends up able to do a little more each time out. And Gibson convincingly mixes his businessman's bottom-line resolve with his parent's doubt.

Ransom works, and if it turns into Lethal Weapon for three minutes at the end, that's okay--everyone needs a cathartic release by then. Though once again, there's something insidious about the exchange that takes place: in a film that so effectively depicts the parents' anxiety, fear, regret, and hysteria--you will want to hug your child--the catharsis comes not from getting the boy back, but from putting a bullet in the bad guy.

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The Replacement Killers Dir. Antoine Fuqua 2/11/98

I've seen Firestorm, and I've seen Hard Rain. I've seen action films that I thought would never end. I've seen lonely times, when I could not find a friend to go with me. But I always thought that I'd see Chow again.

Chow Yun-Fat, that is. An icon of the Hong Kong film industry, veteran of over sixty films, Yun-Fat is best known here as the graceful and deadly star of transcendent John Woo shoot-'em-ups like A Better Tomorrow (1986), The Killer (1989), and Hard-Boiled (1992). The Replacement Killers is his first Hollywood, English-language movie, and the good news for fans is that all the trademark moves are there: the slo-mo pirouettes, the two-fisted shooting, the quick draws, the reloads so dextrous that it seems like prestidigitation. Replacement Killers is not a film for those who don't enjoy the sound of small-arms fire ringing in their ears for a day or so.

Yun-Fat plays professional assassin John Lee, who falls afoul of crime boss Mr. Wei (Kenneth Tsang) when an attack of conscience stops him from killing the son of an L.A. cop (Michael Rooker). (Thus the film is a sort of palinode to Woo's own Face/Off [1997], in which a child's killing motivates the hero.) Pursued by Wei's chief henchman (Jurgen Prochnow) and the replacement killers of the title, John finds a reluctant ally in passport-forger-with-a-heart-of-gold Meg Coburn (Mira Sorvino).

 

This is Woo-lite, a derivative story in a genre whose plots--like the plots of musicals--exist only to move us from one set-piece to another, from the opening nightclub shootout to the dockside shootout to the seedy office shootout to the carwash shootout (pretty inventive, actually) to the arcade shootout to the moviehouse shootout (seen that before) to the frenetic Chinatown finale. Director Antoine Fuqua pulls it off with the all the visual style you'd expect from his previous work in music videos and commercials, and some establishing shots (bird's-eye city views, for example) are quite arresting--the first time. He never achieves much of an atmospheric effect, though; Los Angeles, for example, plays the part of an anonymous cosmopolitan City, with busy streets, ethnic enclaves, and skyscrapers--a purely instrumental setting for the internationalism (and international marketing) of the action genre (Tsang is another veteran of Hong Kong cinema; Prochnow is German; and of course Sorvino, though she speaks fluent Mandarin, is from New Jersey). And the characterization is rudimentary: Sorvino, for example, is coded as a tough cookie by her lingerie-flaunting wardrobe, razor-blade necklace, and stream of worldly wisecracks--most of which bounce dully off a solemn Yun-Fat.

Replacement Killers is a perfectly serviceable thriller, made noteworthy by the presence of Chow Yun-Fat; whether shooting or brooding, he is never less than compelling on camera. Fuqua wisely features his star every chance he gets, but with all that this film is a still a preview for American audiences. In Hong Kong, Yun-Fat has played in almost as many comedies and romances as action films, and at the end of Replacement Killers we get to see why. In the very last scene, for the first time and for just a second, he smiles. It's the kind of smile that could change the weather, a smile that makes Tom Cruise look like Alfred E. Newman. His time is at hand.

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Ronin Dir. John Frankenheimer 9/23/98

Every now and then a front-line director or box-office star takes a turn at a genre film, bringing a big budget and big names to material that in other circumstances would be direct-to-video fare. So, for example, Paul Verhoeven teams up with Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone for Basic Instinct and produces headlines rather than just one more lurid cover photo in the "erotic thriller" section of Blockbuster. Or Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino square off in Heat, leading an all-star cast through the usual cat-and-mouse, cops-and-robbers flick.

What these expensive collaborations usually end up producing are B-movies with a glossy look and high production values, and things are little different in John Frankenheimer's Ronin, the latest up-market action film. Ronin is a spy caper in which the familiar "international team of covert operatives" is recruited to do some dirty work in the familiar amoral, post-Cold War universe; in this particular case Sam (Robert DeNiro), Vincent (Jean Reno), and the others (including Sean Bean, Stellan Skarsgard, and Skip Sudduth) are hired by the reticent Irish terrorist Dierdre (Natascha McElhone--this year's Natasha Henstridge) to retrieve a heavily-guarded briefcase and its mysterious contents. No one's motives are exactly clear, no one's loyalties are completely above question, and of course the ubiquitous Russian mafia wants the briefcase too, which leads to a series of explosive and bloody encounters in Paris, Nice, and the old Roman amphitheatre in Arles--exotic locations photographed in subdued colors, with lots of grey. DeNiro, as the cool and cagey Sam, essentially reprises his role in Heat, with a little of the down-at-the-heels weariness of Midnight Run mixed in; the film's greatest pleasure may be his scenes with the always watchable Reno, as the film's only sincere and trustworthy relationship develops between them. But in the end this is another movie that offers only Hollywood-style verisimilitude: it may realistically show the injuries suffered by innocent bystanders when speeding cars careen through sidewalk cafes, but it also completely ignores the interest local law-enforcement might take in such calamities, because the spy-vs.-spy plot couldn't stand it. Evidently the French police are all hanging out in the croissant shop.

It would be nice to be able to credit Frankenheimer--who has been racking up the Emmys for his cable television directing work--with having produced a subversive commentary on spy movies here. The contents of the briefcase, for example, are never revealed, though we are given to understand that they could derail the Anglo-Irish peace talks (evidence, perhaps, of Tony Blair's affair with a Downing Street intern?). Perhaps it's a comment on action-film commodity fetishism, in which the desired object is really only an excuse for blowing things up. But overall that's unlikely, given how seriously the film takes itself. The story of the Ronin, for example, masterless samurai who wander and suffer in search of their lost honor, is deployed throughout with too much sententiousness for us to find any ironic subtext in it. And besides, I don't remember The Manchurian Candidate as having quite this many car chases.

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The Color of Money: Rosewood

The phrase that appears on the screen at the beginning of Rosewood--"Based on a true story"--is a phrase that can generate a lot of anxiety in these days of reality-TV, fact-based dramas, and Oliver Stone, when what's "true", it is argued, is true only from the point of view of the teller, whose credentials of class, gender or race earn a sympathetic (or antagonistic) hearing. But our worries are at the very least anachronistic. Yes, JFK and Nixon are "based on a true story"--so was Herodotus, and Homer, and Judgment at Nuremburg. The blurring together of fiction and history is as old as the telling of both, and certainly older than the invention of cinema. So the catch with Rosewood is not the way director John Singleton has embellished the story of how the black Florida town of the title was destroyed (like Babylon? like Troy?) by a white mob in January 1922, when a white woman from neighboring Sumner, having been beaten by her white lover, falsely claimed that a black assailant had attacked and raped. Let's face it--there's not much you can do to make mob violence more appalling, the fate of the victims more terrifying, or the face or racism uglier than they just are on the surface. Rosewood is often a very, very difficult movie to watch--that is, simply to look at. If Singleton has sentimentalized the prosperous working families of Rosewood in order to make their destruction more affecting, if he has invented the stoic figure of Mann (Ving Rhames)--is that name allegorical enough for you?--the black World War I veteran who drifts into Rosewood at the wrong time and who plays a heroic role in the rescue of the survivors, if he has put white shopkeeper John Wright (Jon Voight)--another conspicuous bit of naming--at the center of the story's moral action, in the revisionist manner of Mississippi Burning and Ghosts of Mississippi--if he has done all this (and he has, or I wouldn't be writing it), then really all he's done is show that he's learned how Hollywood (as opposed to Homer) translates history into narrative, event into action. And what that means is that he's likely to have a long and productive career.

That may be a cynical remark, though if cynicism is the alternative to a naive, positivist faith in the power of some purified documentary impulse to tell the "real" story, I'll take the former every time. And it may be that Rosewood invites a cynical response, in part because it asks so plainly for an uncomplicated emotional one (and because, truth be told, the events of 1922---however embellished or shaped--demand it too). We live in an era in which we've learned to be suspicious of what cinematic images make us feel, because we hate to discover that we've been manipulated (see paragraph #1). Our sentimental investment is constantly being solicited--not just by the Disney corporation--and we all have a limited amount of sentimental capital. We can't be throwing it away without some guarantee of a reasonable return. (These high expectations--and the language in which I've described them--are doubtless the psychological consequence of so long a bull market and the mushroom growth of mutual funds for the masses.)

On this level, at least, we can relax. Despite some superficial resemblances, Ving Rhames is no Shane, no Clint Eastwood, and the insertion of his character does not turn the movie into The Magnificent Seven. Rosewood is a safe bet, largely because it delivers much more than it promises, including the agitation we feel when a much wished-for revenge is only partially accomplished, and the provokingly partial satisfaction we experience when the catharsis of a murderously violent story is escape rather than triumph. Rosewood is tragic, and as tragedy the most it can offer us is the chance to get away, to live to suffer another day.

However, there is a cynical subtext to this tale, or rather to its telling, and that has to do with the way that it is not really, or not entirely, about race. Rather, it's about the way that in America race is very often about class. Rosewood is a neat, prosperous, working-class town; piano music drifts out of the windows of its two-story white clapboard houses. Sumner--literally across the tracks--is a depressing jumble of white-trash shacks. The elision of economic values and moral ones is made abundantly clear early in the tale: in Rosewood, black folks court one another decorously under the matriarchal eye of Aunt Sarah (Esther Rolle), while in Sumner, watched over by a hoarse, impotent sheriff (Michael Rooker), white folks copulate rudely. The place of class envy in the mob's psyche is given explicit expression later by Duke (Bruce McGill), the crudest of the racist crackers. "A nigger with a goddam piano!" he opines. "I been workin' all my life, and I ain't got a goddam piano!"

The economic theme is most insistently connected to Voight's character, Wright the shopkeeper. His store is in Rosewood, where he plays--and is--the curmudgeonly merchant, grudgingly but unfailingly extending credit to his black clientele; once widowed and recently remarried, he is also carrying on an affair with his young black assistant. A good capitalist entrepreneur, he dreams of buying more land, building a bigger store, maybe someday opening a store in Gainesville--of moving steadily up the ladder of economic success. And since he really sees neither black nor white, only green--the color of everyone's money--the crisis of conscience he suffers after the violence begins is largely a foregone conclusion. Will he abet the whites of Sumner, or aid his black customers in Rosewood? Though Mann challenges him twice on whether his soul is in his purse--how much should I pay you to hide this wounded, crippled old black man in your house? he asks--the accusations are hollow, because Wright's soul is his purse, and the message of the movie is that that's okay, and that in this case class identification and mutually rewarding economic relationships should precede and transcend racial ties.

Did I say this was a cynical film? Maybe, in this way, it's more truthful than a movie like Mississippi Burning, in which the white-knight heroics of the FBI are ostensibly motivated by a disinterested, principled concern for justice. Rosewood admits, indeed, demands that we acknowledge that it is interest, not principle, that underlies the dream of a race-blind society. Despite the fiery resistance offered by some of Rosewood's residents to their persecution, the film's philosophy implicitly recommends a quietistic and assimilationist attitude towards our social problems: you can fight racism by selling to (and buying from) people of all races. And that attitude is mirrored on the level of the film's production, since it's a film that clearly appeals, with special urgency, to a black audience.

That's not to say, though, that Rosewood doesn't have something for everyone. For the remaining liberals among us, the movie preserves the conventional Great Society formula connecting social pathology and poverty: out of the swampy ghetto of Sumner comes the raging racist mob. But by making it a white gang--by turning Boyz N the Hood into "Boys from the Bayou"--the movie assures those on the right that the perpetrators of such antisocial violence have to be held responsible for their actions (because, of course, they're just a bunch of drunken, racist crackers.). And the film's epilogue reinstates good old American family values, which of course come in two flavors: poor (the woman whose false accusation started it all gets beaten up by her husband instead of her lover) and rich (Mr. Wright, back from exporting...er, escorting the black survivors to Gainesville, is reunited with his two sons and their stepmother--the older of whom pointedly calls her "ma" for the first time before joining in a teary embrace). But we do have reason to hope: Duke's young son, sickened throughout by the brutal violence and his father's coarse, racist values, leaves him at the end, trudging down the road with a pack over his shoulder. Who knows? Maybe he grows up to be an FBI agent.

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Rush Hour dir. Brett Ratner 9/16/98

In the new action comedy Rush Hour, reluctant allies Carter (Chris Tucker as an LAPD cop) and Lee (Jackie Chan as a Hong Kong detective) go through what we might call the five stages of the cop/buddy film relationship: Emphatic Antagonism ("I don't want no partner, I don't need no partner, I ain't gonna have no partner"); Ambivalent Interest (when a prospective partner demonstrates some impressive skill--not too hard for Jackie Chan); Grudging Acceptance (arising from the realization that, although their original motivations may not have been identical, they are both in pursuit of the same just goal); Mutual Dependence (you save my life, I save yours--the inverse of stage #1); and finally the Jokey Homoerotic Embrace. This is usually the result of an explosion or fall or building collapse, and it generally ends with the buddy on the bottom shouting "Get off me, man!"

Chan and Tucker touch all the bases as they pursue the kidnappers of a Chinese diplomat's young daughter, a crime linked to the return of Hong Kong to Chinese control--making this the second such reunification film this month, and one which depoliticizes that event even more successfully than Jean-Claude Van Damme's Knock Off. (Up next week: Ronin, an action movie obliquely connected to the Anglo-Irish peace accords.) Buddy films, of course, are more interested in domestic politics, and it's a measure of how far we've come (or fallen) from 48 Hours that a simple black-and-white pairing doesn't pack much of a charge anymore: instead, Rush Hour gives us two racial outsiders in Chan and Tucker (three, if you count Elizabeth Pena's bomb-squad trainee) struggling against not only the bad guys but also against the lily-white FBI, who always think they know the right way to handle a kidnapping.

Cultures clash, buildings explode, and good guys prevail; what sets Rush Hour apart, as expected, is Jackie Chan, who fails to be charming only when he's being cute instead. His relatively low-key style (except when fighting) makes an obvious contrast to Tucker's near-soprano loudmouth. If Tucker overplays his overplaying sometimes--that is, if he seems to actually intimidate minor characters instead of comically intimidating them--Chan is in his usual form, wielding whatever is at hand--pool cues, armchairs, a detached steering wheel--imaginatively, kinetically, and amusingly. (Remember to stay for the outtakes at the end of the film.) Someday it would be fun to see him do his martial arts choreography as improv--"Okay, Jackie, six thugs are attacking you, and all you've got is a swing-arm lamp, an umbrella stand, and an avocado. Defend yourself." He could do it, too.

Technical note: The kidnappers in Rush Hour ask for the $50 million ransom in small bills--$20 million in fifties, $20 million in twenties, $10 million in tens. If the average bank note is .0043 inches thick and they come 490 to the pound--and that's what the Treasury Department's web site says--then $50 million broken down that way would produce a stack 860 feet high, weighing 4,898 pounds. No way that would all fit in that one measly suitcase.

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Not-So-Brilliant Disguise: The Saint

If you like Val Kilmer's lips, you'll like The Saint, since they're constantly on display (though often enough decorated with a fake beard or moustache). If you liked Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas, you'll wonder what you must have been thinking. Here she plays an Oxford physicist who has solved the problem of cold fusion and is seduced, betrayed, and then rescued by Kilmer's Simon Templar, and she can only be described as giddy; the secret to solving the fusion problem seems to be adding lots of exclamation points to your formula. Compared to Shue's performance here, Laura Dern nailed the part of the paleobotanist in Jurassic Park, and Kelly McGillis's turn as a Top Gun flight instructor was Golden Globe material. She's that bad, and so is The Saint--slow-moving, dull, inappropriately cutesy (as in Kilmer's use of saints' names for his aliases), and constantly violating its own conceit: if Kilmer is such a master of disguises, why is it that almost every time either (1) someone sees through the makeup or (2) he's so fond of his own cleverness that he reveals himself anyway? The plot--a Russian oil magnate, made rich by the deregulation of glasnost, plots to seize control of the country--is just another transparent bit of disguise and displacement, a sort of James Bond-lite plot. Corrupt, authoritarian industrialists are enemies of freedom--the freedom of Russians, that is. Meanwhile, the goal of our hero Simon Templar--before he finds true love with the great-hearted, giggly physicist--is to accumulate a $50,000,000 retirement fund in his Swiss bank account. "You do the science," he says to Shue at one point, " I'll do the math."

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Scream 2 Dir. Wes Craven 12/17/97

 

With last year's Scream director Wes Craven and writer Kevin Williamson resurrected the slasher genre that had long before dwindled into self-parody (or evolved into the so-called "erotic thriller"). If less graphic than its predecessors, it was no less bloody, and by replacing the killer's eye view and heavy breathing of Friday the 13th and company with the killer's bodiless voice on a cordless phone, Scream made its monster seem even more menacing and ubiquitous (and relieved the audience of its obligation to identify with his point of view--an important move if you're going for some laughs, too). But the biggest advance appeared to be in the film's generic self-consciousness: the characters in Scream all recognized their predicament as coming straight out of a horror movie, and they reacted with chapter and verse citations of all the "Wes Carpenter" movies they'd seen. The slasher genre, always deeply derivative, has always been particularly self-conscious and self-referential, but Scream succeeded in making it all terminally hip, delivered the necessary shocks at the same time, and turned into the highest-grossing horror film ever.

Scream 2 ups the ante, as all sequels must do (as we are told in the film more than once). The survivors of the first film--Final Girl Sidney (Neve Campbell), mild-mannered Deputy Dewey (David Arquette), walking movie encyclopedia Randy (Jamie Kennedy), and unscrupulous tabloid TV reporter Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox)-- are joined by fellow TV refugees Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurie Metcalf, and--an in-joke for Scream fans--Tori Spelling, who plays (who else?) herself. The film opens with the premiere of "Stab," a movie based on Gale's book about the Scream murders. The hackneyed horror-film-within-the-horror-film motif is enlivened by Jada Pinkett and Omar Epps discussing the place of African-Americans in the horror genre--i.e., they haven't got one (yet)--and by the "Stab" scene's wry echoes of Psycho, which creates a hall-of-mirrors effect from the start. As copycat killings ensue, the movie motif reappears Nosferatu plays silently on an unwatched television; characters search for clues in videotaped footage of earlier scenes; one character, horrified and helpless, watches an attack take place on the other side of a soundproof studio window; "Stab" reappears, framed in an "Entertainment Tonight" interview; and of course people talk about lots and lots of movies. In fact, the arch film references throughout, verbal and visual, create an odd situation where--pace the Porter scene in Macbeth--the horror sequences can serve to relieve the tension of the relentless banter.

The other theme is a Greek one: fraternities and sororities and their bacchanalian rites figure prominently, Sidney stars (as Cassandra, no less) in the drama club's Greek tragedy, and the final showdown--in which the usual Oedipal, psycho-sexual motives are revealed--takes place on the play's stage. Craven and Williamson doubtless have the graduate students in the audience in mind here: are they boldly suggesting that slasher films are just as patterned and ritualized as Sophoclean tragedy? that Randy's movie meta-references function like a Greek chorus? that the hubris of the killer will always bring him--or her, or them--down in the end?

Naah. It's just a horror film. If you liked Scream--and this is impeccable logic--you'll like Scream 2.

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Spiders versus WASPS: Starship Troopers

There are two possible explanations for Starship Troopers, director Paul Verhoeven's adaptation of the 1959 Robert A. Heinlein novel. The first is that Verhoeven is not nearly as smart as everyone thinks he is, and he has spent $95 million making the dullest science fiction film since Star Trek: The Motion(less) Picture. Working from this premise, it's easy to dismiss the film as an utterly cynical piece of market-driven noise, with its 500 digital effects and its "Beverly Hills 2125" cast (that's only partly a joke; Dina Meyer, who plays one of the high-school-grads-turned-infantry-grunts, once played an anthropology professor on the show--you know, the one who kept trying to seduce Brandon?). This Verhoeven is the director who merely expensively restages cinematic cliches, the director of Basic Instinct and Showgirls, here rifling through the standard moves of combat films from The Sands of Iwo Jima (tough sergeants!) to The Devil's Brigade (crack troops!) to A Bridge Too Far (bad intelligence!), looking for a string of scenarios that can be made to resemble a plot but that are really only opportunities for a few more shots of giant evil bugs from outer space.

Here's the other possibility: Verhoeven is even smarter than people think, and in Starship Troopers he has surpassed the satire of Robocop and Total Recall by unmasking the patriotic sentimentalization of violence for the undemocratic, coercive fiction it really is. Starship Troopers is not just slyly contemptuous of a modern audience's taste for this stuff, for its need to be pandered to, but it has enough contempt left over for audiences of previous generations who thrilled to see John Wayne do in the Japs. The no-name cast? A comment on how war consumes the young and the anonymous, not the generals and the movie stars. The transparent aimlessness of the plot? An implicit argument that the plot of war is simply war, bewildering and sudden violence, no matter what the strategists say. The cryptofacist nature of the Federal Service--complete with Wermacht-style eagle banners and cloth caps, and full-length Gestapo overcoats for the intelligence branch--that recruits and trains all the handsome young folk to be bug fodder? An attempt to make the post-Gulf-War American viewer see through a glass darkly at the political compromises (read: betrayals of principle) that war always requires. The bugs' natural weaponry, including flamethrowing beetles and plasma-farting ticks (a departure from the novel, in which the bugs have guns and spaceships)? A nature-versus-culture allegory, reinforced by the covert colonialist plot (our space colonies are encroaching on the bugs' domain) and the humans' assumption that the enemy are really just big, dumb, aggressive spiders, barely sentient--much less capable of strategy. From that assumption flows a host of tactical errors on the part of the human race, which point to the film's final message: that no matter how ardently you love your country (or planet), and no matter how much you hate the enemy, when you go to war it's just one fuck-up after another, and the likeliest thing to happen is that you and all your friends will die brutally, a long way from home. Verhoeven, who grew up in occupied Holland during WW II, here turns the cliches of the combat film inside-out. The film's most arresting images--scores of mutilated, dismembered human bodies on the battlefield the next day--become an eerie metaphor for the filmmaking process, which tries to patch together a story out of these familiar but lifeless body parts.

Rhetorically I'm now supposed to say that the truth lies somewhere in the middle, and wish Verhoeven luck his next time out (in a film that will doubtless feature giant evil space bugs in the nude). The moviegoer in me, out $6 not including snacks and a really hard time parking, wants to write off Starship Troopers as 129 minutes' worth of bug entrails, while the academic side wants to redeem Verhoeven as one of Hollywood's most subversive directors, exploiting American filmmaking cliches from a European perspective. What I'm going to suggest, though, is not that the truth lies in the middle, but that it lies somewhere else. (No, not "out there.") Starship Troopers is fundamentally flawed because it misconceives the physical relationship between humans and bugs. To put it more plainly, the insect enemies are just too hard to kill: instead of being tough and ruthless foes who can nevertheless be brought down--sometimes, at least--in one-on-one confrontations, an arachnid can only be killed when four or five soldiers stand around it and put 800 rounds of ammunition through its chitinous exoskeleton. Now, I'll be the first to admit that there's a certain visceral satisfaction involved in seeing one of these big bad bugs reduced to the remnants of a lobster dinner--the first four or five times. But the fact that they require so much firepower and that humans will always lose in single mano-a-mandible combat eventually drains the film of drama and turns it into a story problem: if it takes four soldiers twenty-five seconds to disable one eight-foot bug, and there are ten thousand bugs coming over the hill, then is this going to be a long movie or what? And that's without even thinking about reloading.

A war film in which the combat scenes grow progressively duller is a film with some conceptual problems, and from those problems flow many others. If you must see Starship Troopers--and you might as well, if only because it's probably going to be an influential film by virtue of its tediously realistic and relentlessly detailed special effects--see it expecting to be disappointed. And remember that here on earth, human against bug, the advantage is always yours in a one-on-one confrontation. Smack that sucker as if the pride of the species is at stake. It'll feel good.

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Maximum Warp: Star Trek--First Contact

There's probably no more deservedly successful Hollywood film franchise than the Star Trek series. (James Bond? Give me break.) In an era in which genre rules, in which Die Hard begets Die Hard on a ship, Die Hard in an airport, Die Hard on a train, Die Hard on a plane (I do not like them, Sam-I-Am), in which sequels are essentially remakes of their predecessors, the Trek

crew continues to obey the rules that all good serials follow: provide instantly recognizable, comfortable characters (a concession, certainly, to the laziness of both those who makefilms and those who watch them), and tell a different story every time. Of course, the films are far from even in quality (the first one was little more than an extended, occasionally lurid tour of the refitted Enterprise), and elements do recur--time travel, revenge, ecological disaster. But they recur as elements in a story rather than as a series of marks to hit or as part of a checklist.  The latest entry, Star Trek: First Contact, goes right to the top of the class; it's as enjoyable as #4, The Voyage Home, though again very different. It features the cast from the Next Generation television series (with a couple of interesting guest stars), led by Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard. And it brings back the Borg, the creepiest villains in the Trek universe, who hatch an evil plan to travel back to 21st-century earth to sabotage (o.k., obliterate) the pioneering work of Zefram Cochrane, inventor of the warp drive (and if you don't know what that is, don't panic--one measure of this film's accessibility is the fact that it explains such concepts to the uninitiated. All six of you.). No warp drive means no interstellar travel, no Federation, no Enterprise (no movie!). So the newest Enterprise pursues them and mayhem ensues; Stewart, who can act rings around his predecessor Shatner (though admittedly that's not saying much), leads the fight boldly, quotes Melville solemnly, paraphrases Twain wittily, and looks terrific in everything, from his 21st-century overcoat to his 1940's hard-boiled holodeck suit to his "Marshall Picard" Federation-issue vest. The rest of the cast does what they're supposed to do in an ensemble-cast serial; they play their roles. Brent Spiner's android Commander Data, vaguely Borg-like himself, plays a prominent part, and Alfre Woodard plays Whoopi Goldberg. The film was directed with great confidence by Jonathan Frakes, who plays Picard's first officer Commander Riker (and who clearly spent most of his time on the other side of the camera). Frakes's film refers to other films in the sci-fi genre--there are glances at 2001, The Terminator, the Aliens series--but it doesn't try to be any of them.

     One complaint I will make has to do with the role played by the "queen" of the Borg (Alice Krige). The most unnerving thing about the Borg as villains was always the notion of their collective consciousness. There was a palpable menace to these millions of dispassionate beings with no individuality roaming around the galaxy "assimilating" other species and cultures into "the Collective" (don't worry--there's an allegorical reading coming up in a minute). And now we find out that at the center of this project is an image of devouring female sexuality. Hey, that's original. Sorry--a femme fatale with tubes and wires sprouting out of the back of her head is still a femme fatale, no matter how much metaphysical "collectivist" nonsense she utters.

     ALLEGORY DU JOUR: Star Trek has always lent itself to allegorical interpretation, from the Federation-Klingon Cold War standoff of the 1960's series to the thinly-veiled "pc" themes of The Next Generation in the 80's and 90's ("Interplanetary war? I'm sure it's all just a misunderstanding; let's sit down and talk about it."). On the big screen, the series has often been about its own resurrection; films two through four told a continuous story (and who else could get away with that, telling one story across three movies?) about Project Genesis, a technology that could bring life to dead worlds, and the death and rebirth of Mr. Spock ("I'll come back to life only if you pay me what Shatner is making!"). Number six was a glasnost film: the Klingon curtain comes down due to economic and ecological disasters. And the last film before the latest one, Generations, was about the clearing away of debris, i.e., the original cast. In Generations the mad scientist played by Malcolm McDowell wanted to get to the Nexus, a place where nothing ever changes, but--like the Trekkies he represents (excuse me, "Trekkers")--he learns that you can't go home again and that Shatner and co. have to retire sometime.

     So what's happening in First Contact? Well, first of all, let's get past the notion that the Borg are a collective--they're a corporation. Put white shirts over their cybernetics and  they'd be IBM. The 24th century is being threatened by an all-consuming capitalist spirit which desires to assimilate all aspects of life into itself (hey! just like us!) and overwhelm the humane, liberal, pluralist Federation (hey! just like us!). And so is the 21st century, when those evil Borg travel back in time to squelch the individualist, entrepreneurial, small-cap ambitions of Zefram Cochrane. As a friend of mine has noted, the film pits two versions of colonialism against one another: one the economically exploitative Borg model, with its transparently cynical totalitarian associations, the other the humanistic, be-all-you-can-be democratic model of the Federation of Planets (in the 24th century, you see, poverty has been eliminated, money doesn't exist, and all races [and species] simply strive to better themselves). Which would you choose? Well, it turns out that Cochrane sort of leans toward the former--he says of his warp-drive project that he's in it for the money. But of course, we know he's only kidding. And even if he isn't, it doesn't matter, because as one of his 24th-century admirers informs him, in 300 years on this very spot there'll be a 30-foot statue of him pointing to the stars, touting the inspiring, humane ideals with which he will be perforce associated. Resistance, as they say, is futile. One way or another, you will be assimilated.

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Star Trek: Insurrection dir. Jonathan Frakes 12/16/98

Since the laws of physics are occasionally suspended in the Star Trek universe, it only makes sense that the Law of Diminishing Returns would not apply there either. Or call it the Law of Diminishing Sequels: unless you're Steven Spielberg, the more sequels you make, the less money you make with them (see exhibit one, Batman and Robin). But evidently it doesn't always work that way: since 1979 a Star Trek film has appeared about every 2-1/2 years at an average cost of $40 million and generated twice that much in domestic grosses. That's not a bad rate of return, especially when you consider that each one of these films had to satisfy a dual audience, both hard-core Trekkers and their dates (or their parents).

The latest entry, Star Trek: Insurrection, is no exception to that rule; for the in-crowd, it's got scads of digital effects and rapid-fire technobabble (though if all it takes to transport through a raised shield is a few tachyon bursts to scramble the shield harmonics, I don't know why they weren't doing that years ago), while there is a little romance and some dramatic scenery for the rest of you...er, rest of us. This time Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the crew of the Next Generation's Enterprise must decide whether to intervene on behalf of the peaceful Ba'ku, whose bucolic planet's unusual resources are about to be exploited by the suspicious Son'a. (These bad guys are led by F. Murray Abraham, who has obviously modelled his performance on the over-the-top work of mad Klingon Christopher Plummer in sequel #6.) But the So'na plan has the blessing of Starfleet Command; this places our hero Picard in a dilemma, though after he's used the phrase "forced relocation" a couple of times it's pretty clear what he and his ensemble cast are going to decide. Though this sounds a bit like a sci-fi revision of Dances with Wolves, viewers should remember one of the lessons of the Next Generation television series, that the antagonism between alien races is never as simple as it first appears.

Indeed, Insurrection is the sequel that most insistently recalls its television avatar, perhaps because the producer of the series, Rick Berman, has story credit here. Regular viewers will find much that is familiar, from Picard's almost ritual resistance to direct orders, to the sentimentalization of the android Commander Data (Brent Spiner), to the tricky use of the holodeck, to the simple agrarian lifestyle of the Ba'ku, a hyperintelligent race who were technologically sophisticated until they decided en masse to return to the simpler life of the soil. (One of the persistent fantasies of Star Trek: The Next Generation was the notion that in the 24th century people are only ever peasants because they want to be.) Much of the unforced humor of the series' later seasons is present here too. One concession to the big screen, though--characteristic of almost all the sequels--is the way in which the film beats up on the starship Enterprise itself. Again, Insurrection doesn't stint on special effects.

Whatever its fate nationwide (and some of the numerological predictions on fan internet sites have to be seen to be believed), Insurrection has the potential to live long and prosper in St. Louis; since we have been without a Paramount affiliate for almost two years, Star Trek: Voyager, the latest television series, has been unavailable locally. (I get taped episodes from a fellow-traveller in Las Cruces, New Mexico. That's right--Las Cruces, N.M., gets this show, and we don't. What's St. Louis 2004 doing about that?) If you've been affected by this drought, this film is for you. And you can bring a date.

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Nostalgia for the Future: Star Wars, The Special Edition

The most satisfying two seconds in all cinema begin with that simple white-on-black fairy-tale invitation--"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."--and end with a crash of strings and a fanfare of trumpets as the golden outline of the title, Star Wars, leaps away from us into the dark distance of a field of stars. When I first saw this film twenty years ago--can that really be right?--the words seemed to lead away towards a universe filled with adventure and wonder and heroism. "Follow me up to the stars," it beckoned. Now, at two decades' distance, the words race away like a sign of lost youth, receding further every day as the stars look on, silent and unperturbed.

Did you like that? I figured I couldn't write about Star Wars: The Special Edition without indulging for a minute in the paroxysm of nostalgia that seems to have gripped us all in the wake of the film's re-release. And I'm a perfect victim of that nostalgia. Richard Corliss, writing in a recent Time article about the phenomenon (is there a more appropriate word?), says that "Before Star Wars, a blockbuster movie was one that everybody, of every age, wanted to see once....Star Wars devised a novel equation: here was a film every teenage boy wanted to see a dozen times." He's referring to me: I was 14 when, in June of 1977, my friend Steve Heinig and I got a ride down to the Showcase Cinema in Lawrence, Massachusetts, to see Star Wars for the first time, and I'd see it twelve more times that year. (Regular readers are now looking up and muttering, "Well, that explains a lot.") And every single time, as Darth Vader chased Luke Skywalker down the trench along the surface of the Death Star, my palms would get damp with the excitement of it all. (Regular readers are now shaking their heads in unison.) And the same thing happened this time, too.

Not everyone brings that history to the rerelease of this film, the first of three scheduled to reappear this spring (The Empire Strikes Back arrives in mid-February and Return of the Jedi in March, all of them "enhanced".). But everyone who has seen the films before will probably be asking this question:

has Lucas has spent $15 million just to turn his trilogy into Independence Day, or something worse? Is this a labor of (obsessive) love, or is it a gesture of indulgence, like when Stephen King restored to the 800-page The Stand the 400-odd pages that a sage editor had wisely excised the first time around? But if you think for a minute about Lucas the director--the creator of dioramas, fussing about whether there are enough Jawas and Rontos (or Buddy Holly songs) in the background of a scene--then that question loses some of its urgency; the things that Lucas is likely to overdo aren't likely to have much effect on the narrative. And that's the case: most of the new or enhanced footage simply increases the number and detail of the figures in the background, as in the Tatooine scenes of the Imperial Stormtroopers in the desert or the passersby on the streets of the Mos Eisley spaceport. The explosions are enhanced (as is the sound); there's some new footage in the dogfight around the Death Star at the end; and there's no more "vaseline blob," as Lucas called it, under Luke Skywalker's landspeeder. Two characters appear who were only mentioned in the original version, and additional information contained in their scenes is offset by the way they slow down the pace of the narrative: Jabba the Hut makes a computer-generated cameo, and Luke's pilot pal Biggs is rescued from the cutting-room floor (or wherever it's been for twenty years)--though his death in combat is no more affecting now that we've seen him on screen for ten seconds than it was the first time around. (How come Wedge gets to pull out, instead of sacrificing himself for the cause?) The only blemish, perhaps, comes in the bar scene--it's now clear that Han Solo didn't fire first at the insect-like bounty hunter Greedo, but that Greedo shot first and (inexplicably) missed. But we really don't need to have that made clear, do we?

Fans of the film's endearing bloopers need not fear that they've been corrected here. R2D2 is still about to roll into that pylon on the rebel ship; Han Solo still talks about "parsecs" as if they were a unit of time rather than space; and Darth Vader's lightsaber still turns from red to white as the Death Star hangar bay doors close. The banter between the heroes, which seemed to verge on witty when I was 14, is as lame as ever. I will certainly never again complain about Carrie Fisher's bageled hair, having had a closer look at the 1970's leisure-suit-for-the-head styles sported by Ford and Hamill. And although the Stormtroopers' desert scene has been enhanced by the addition of more troops and some computer-generated animals, it still ends with one of my favorite moments: a trooper holds up a washer or piston ring of some sort and says excitedly to his superior, "Look, sir, 'droids!"--as if C3PO and R2D2 customarily leave a trail of metallic droppings in their wake.

Our knowledge of how the rest of the story ends necessarily robs some of the original scenes of their effectiveness: certainly it's difficult to see Darth Vader as the figure of menace he's meant to be, given what we now know retrospectively about both his descendants and his demise; moreover, the incipient romance between Luke and Leia (incipient in Luke's mind, anyway) suffers from our knowledge that they will later be revealed to be siblings (oops! wrong fairy tale). But the most striking thing about seeing this film again on the big screen has to do not with plot or effect or even character, but with the impact of the actors. In 1977 Alec Guiness was the center of attention in every scene in which he appeared, but now, twenty years later, the actor who dominates the screen is Harrison Ford. Carrie Fisher has turned to writing, Mark Hamill now goes directly to video, and Peter Cushing is dead--but Ford has become the quintessential American movie star, and when his Han Solo slides into the booth in that bar full of aliens, he brings with him all the star power he's accumulated in another twenty years' worth of work. For most of the rest of the film, we're watching "Indiana Jones in Space." When the 30th Anniversary Really Very Special Edition of Star Wars is released, fully digitized and crystal clear, we're probably going to be talking about it as one of the early gems of the Ford ouevre--which may be better than agonizing over whether George Lucas finally got it to come out just the way he wanted it.

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We Are Stardust: Supernova

I'll tell you why I wanted to see Supernova, the latest haunted spaceship-Alien clone: during the preview, which I saw at least three times at other films, it becomes clear that things have gone horribly wrong on the medical rescue spaceship Nightingale, and the song playing over the action is the old Three Dog Night tune "Mama Told Me Not to Come." I thought this was a wry bit of humor, and that it might presage a knowing bit of filmmaking--the Scream treatment of Alien, let's say, in which the characters know the plot as well as the audience. Little did I know that the song was about--and may in fact have been sung by--the chorus of directors who's worked on this film over the past few years: Geoffrey Wright and Jack Sholder (who were gone before shooting even started), Walter Hill (who did most of the job before a falling out with MGM led to his name being removed from the credits), Sholder again (who was released again during an MGM management reshuffling), and finally Francis Ford Coppola, an MGM board member. It doesn't take an industry analyst to know that five (or four, if you only count Sholder once) is a bad sign. Five screenwriters, maybe; five directors, big trouble. Maybe I should reconsider that subscription to Premiere magazine.

The result of all these handoffs is a vaguely disagreeable pastiche of sci-fi cliches, with maybe more jumpcuts and lighting tricks than actual special effects: medical ship rescues lone survivor, who possesses unique alien artifact that is changing him into a dangerous Something Else--all this in the shadow of a blue giant star about to go nova (hence the title, you see). Peter Facinelli plays Troy Barlow, the unctuous and unpleasant bad guy who has a special relationship with the purple alien thing (morphing effects to heal wounds instantly? That is sooo nineties! And why does he have the same name as Mark Wahlberg's character in Three Kings?). The heroes are a newly-muscled, terse James Spader as copilot Nick Vanzant--a Kurt Russell kind of performance that's not too bad, really--and an insufficiently challenged Angela Bassett as Doctor Kaela Evers (there's an interesting choice of names). These two also develop a romance of sorts, or rather, go through a set of scripted intimacies. The kind of details that might give a film like this some depth--Vanzant's former drug addiction, references to genetic engineering and restrictions on procreation, one character's proto-romance with the ship's computer, the possibly planned malevolence of the alien thing--all these come across as loose ends instead, somebody else's ideas that weren't followed up. Of course other crew members (Robin Tunney, Lou Diamond Philips, Wilson Cruz--remember Rickie in "My So-Called Life"?) fall victim to Troy's malevolence, and Robert Forster is in the film for about ten minutes as the ship's captain, before he gets fused to the front of his "dimensional jump" pod, proving that the Jackie Brown effect doesn't last forever.

Facinelli's Troy is revealed as having had a previous relationship with Dr. Evers, an affair (or an incident) that left her wary, bitter, and sterile. Now, under the influence of the alien stuff, he wants to get back together with her and move on to the next step of evolution, or whatever. "I'm different now," he says, before seizing her roughly--and indeed he is, as the alien goo has made him bigger and scarier and given him a prognathous jaw and a Neanderthal brow. What's visible in these features is the outline of a story of domestic abuse, with Troy as the stalking spouse and Evers as the fleeing partner (we're told she joined the deep space medical rescue biz after the affair with Barlow). Spader is the new man, and at the end of the film, after the perils have been escaped and Barlow has been blown into the exploding star (the ultimate restraining order), we learn that he and Dr. Evers are going to have a baby, apparently because of some genetic mingling that took place during the last "dimensional jump". So much for her sterility.

Now, something is going on here. Walter Hill produced Alien, Alien3, and Alien Resurrection (hence his association with this project, presumably), all films that deal with science-fiction variations of human reproduction, and he fills Supernova with characters copulating in zero gravity, people talking about babies, and dead bodies being sucked out into space with a whooshing sound. Space, reproduction, abortion, miscegenation--there's a trend here, as one of my old college roommates used to say. Supernova is not a film that really helps us figure things out (maybe Hill never got over the final shot of 2001?), but it bears some thinking about.

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This Time It's Personal--Again: Switchback 11/5/97

Switchback is one of those movies that makes you realize how much filmmakers presume upon their audience's patience nowadays. It opens with three apparently unrelated scenes: a babysitter is killed and a child kidnapped in a white Colonial in an unknown town (what Hollywood thriller could get going today without a dead woman in the first scene?); a Texas sheriff facing a tough election begins to investigate a double murder in a motel; and a young hitchhiker is picked up on a country highway by a too-friendly driver in a white Cadillac. Surely these scenes must be intricately related, we think, and we know that according to the rules of the genre one of those men in the car must have something to do with at least one of those crimes. After about twenty random minutes, during which we experience the peculiar feeling of never quite knowing what's going on but always being pretty sure of what's going to happen next, FBI agent Frank Lacrosse (Dennis Quaid) arrives, and he reveals by bits and pieces that the kidnapped child was actually his son, taken by the crafty serial killer Lacrosse had been pursuing as the latest move in their cat-and-mouse game. (In other words, the babysitter's murder in the opening frames was just incidental to the plot--forget about her.)

After Lacrosse's revelations, Switchback settles down to pursue the answers to two questions: will the FBI man finally catch up with the killer, and, more interestingly, when he does, who will it be? Both the driver, Bob Goodall (Danny Glover), and the drifter, Lane "Doc" Dixon (Jared Leto), are more than they appear to be; moreover, each one knows how to handle a knife, as Bob proves in a barroom brawl and "Doc" demonstrates with a tabletop tracheotomy on a choking diner patron (sure, the Heimlich maneuver might have done the trick, but it wouldn't have advanced the plot). At times Switchback reads like an inverted buddy film, as two potential killers bond with each other while fleeing one zealous pursuer.

Though its mountain scenery is often beautiful--think "Seven Years in the Rockies"-- Switchback tries to be a dark film; its tone is somber, the music predictably menacing, the storytelling spare. Partly this is due to Quaid, whose performance is so restrained that he sometimes seems not to be in the movie at all. Leto is also fairly reticent, while Glover, on the other hand, is all good ol' boy garrulity. The moral center of the film, balancing Quaid's obsessiveness and Glover's chumminess, is R. Lee Ermey's Sheriff Buck Olmstead, who though largely peripheral to the action nevertheless dominates his scenes with a deliberate, sincere, folksy intelligence.

First-time director Jeb Stuart has written some very successful action films (Die Hard, The Fugitive) and some not-so-successful ones (like the recent Steven Seagal beat-em-up Fire Down Below); in Switchback he shows that he can do the genre without a high body count and without overt self-parody. One has to wonder a little, though, about this serial killer-FBI agent symbiosis. Perhaps it's Hollywood's response to our nationwide decline in violent crime: yes, there are killers out there, but they aren't after the rest of us--they're only interested in the government agents chasing them. And their babysitters.

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Clooney's Heroes: Three Kings

    Three Kings fits a classic Hollywood profile: it's one of those films that confronts us throughout with disturbing and painful political truths, and then encourages us to ignore its own revelations in the interest of securing our cinematic satisfaction. It's a wartime caper tale about four soldiers--Major Archie Gates (George Clooney), Sergeants Barlow (Mark Wahlberg) and Elgin (Ice Cube), and Private Conrad Vig (Spike Jonze)--who set out just after the end of the Gulf War to "liberate" some of the gold Saddam Hussein had allegedly stolen from the Kuwaitis. Such caper stories are usually genially antiwar or at least anti-institutional in sentiment, since the heist is almost always an extracurricular activity, unsanctioned by (and unknown to) the chain of command; Clint Eastwood's Kelly's Heroes (1970), which seems to play on alternate days on TBS and TNT, is perhaps the modern archetype. But Three Kings lacks the "good war" setting of its ancestor, and from the very start sets out to criticize and ironize the coalition "victory" against Iraq, insisting among other things

    --that the war was a cynical move designed to secure stable oil prices, with Kuwaiti sovereignty a byproduct rather than a first cause;

    --that the war was a human disaster of astonishing proportions; the results of both the air campaign (i.e, decaying corpses by the road, graveyards everywhere) and our failure to support the revolution against Saddam that we initially encouraged (i.e., the imprisonment and torture of Saddam's Iraqi enemies) are constantly before our eyes;

    --that the war was an ecological disaster as well, as evidenced by burning oil wells and sludge-filled ponds

    --that the news media was completely managed and manipulated by the armed forces (a fact literalized the first time we meet Clooney's character--he's in the middle of screwing a TV reporter);

    --that all involved on our side had no firm idea of the goal of the war, nor what was accomplished in the end.

    Such a series of observations encourages allegorical thinking about the film's plot, too, since it soon becomes clear that the heist that comprises the plot is just like the larger war around it, a US-led armed invasion designed to secure access to someone else's valuable resources; the point is driven home as newswoman Adrianna Cruz (Nora Dunn, made up to look like Christiane Amanpour) futilely chases Clooney's crew around in search of a hot story, only to be made his pawn at the end--Clooney and co. escape punishment for their AWOL adventure because of the way Cruz covers their tale, when Clooney finally puts her on to it.

    Moreover, the movie works on a figural level by equating--sometimes subtly, sometimes not--the Americans and the Iraqis. The anti-Saddam faction features one hotelier-turned-torture-victim who went to business school at Bowling Green, and all he and his companions want to do is "do business"--open hair salons and the like--which is of course now no longer possible. And while the good Iraqis show the positive side of Western capitalist values in their entrepreneurial striving (implicitly the reason they oppose Saddam), the bad guys, the Republican guard, represent the bad side: their bunkers are stuffed with consumer electronics, blue jeans, and of course millions in gold, a grotesque parody of American consumerism. The pivotal figure here is Wahlberg's Troy Barlow, who is captured, stripped (as the Americans do to Iraqi prisoners), dressed in a suit and tortured (like Amir, the most prominent of the anti-Saddam crowd) while being told harsh truths about what a sick country America is by an Iraqi who was trained by Americans and who, like Barlow, was the father of a small child (since killed by allied bombing). When Barlow tries to explain his country's actions in terms of defending Kuwaiti sovereignty, his tormentors force-feed him some black oil--driving home the film's allegory.

    This is a revealing moment, since it's where allegory and character cross wires--as politics it's cruelly appropriate, but as drama it's difficult to watch, since Barlow is such a decent, sympathetic guy. And it's a sign of the film's necessarily divided aims that when Barlow is freed his chief tormentor is only wounded, not killed, and Barlow pointedly refuses to finish him off.

The tradeoff between politics and plot is always, then, decided in favor of the latter; after we've been shown the large scale chaos and destruction that has been wrought (in the name of George Bush, which is wielded almost as a talisman by Clooney's character), we're brought down to the microcosmic level, wondering if these guys will do the right thing by the small group of refugees they've become acquainted with (and feel responsible for). And of course they do, though with precious little help from the army itself--Three Kings is wise enough to avoid any hints that principled behavior is going to spread very far.

If the plot is going to distract us from the politics, it has to provide engaging characters, and Three Kings certainly does. Clooney's Archie Gates is actually two familiar types combined; on the one hand he's an operator, an angler, looking for the easy score, but he's also a Special Forces major, dispassionate and brutally efficient when the war stuff actually starts. Mark Wahlberg has just about perfected his postmodern Everyman routine; he's polite, patient, humble, resourceful and confused; he seems to know, deep down, that the world is out of control, but he also always seems mildly surprised to find evidence of it. We're told from the start that Spike Jonze's Conrad Vig wants to be Barlow, but despite his puppylike, homosocial admiration he's too dumb--too much the archetypal Army fuck-up--to manage it; when Major Gates starts talking about gold bullion, Vig assumes that he means "those little cubes you make soup out of." Ice Cube's Chief Elgin is a devout Christian, convinced that Jesus will see him through the worst of the war, though he comes to an important accommodation with the Muslim culture in which he finds himself. His presence in this unlikely group of Musketeers calls attention to the film's interesting take on race: in the army (that most integrated of American institutions, don't you know), white guys have black superiors. Thus Barlow is a sergeant, but Elgin is a master sergeant (hence "Chief" Elgin); Gates is a major, but his colonel (Mykelti Williamson) is black. Outside of the army, though--back in the USA--we learn in the "Where Are They Now" coda to the film that Elgin has gone to work for Gates.

And what does Gates do, "now"? He's a military advisor in Hollywood, teaching actors how to look like soldiers (a sly swipe at Saving Private Ryan, perhaps, which heavily advertised its own use of such an advisor). It's the perfect job for someone who begins the film assigned to escort the media through the Gulf--indeed the perfect job for any veteran of the mother of all media campaigns. Better still, though, is Troy Barlow's postwar occupation--he becomes a carpet salesman. What better to do with your traumatic and disgraceful Gulf War memories than sweep them under the rug?

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Classic Augusta Narration: Tin Cup

Tin Cup--the story of a down-and-out golf pro who tries to win the woman of his dreams by qualifying for and then winning the U.S. Open--stands or falls on the strength of its characters, because--let's face it--there is never going to be an exciting golf movie. With no other sport does the cinematic excitement seem so contrived. Watching golf is not as bad as, say, listening to the Austrian Grand Prix on the radio--I can say this, believe it or not, from experience--but the archetypal encounter of a man and his ball with a small, shallow, inert body of water does not generate sweaty-palms excitement.

Fortunately the cast here does a good job of making the romantic comedy pleasant and often witty. Kevin Costner plays the amiable loser Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy, and this is the sort of role to which he is best suited. He doesn't have the voice to play a traditional hero--vide Robin Hood--or the charisma to play the strong, silent type--viz. Waterworld. But here, alternating between mumbling self-dismay and expansive cockiness, he demonstrates some of the charm that the film is constantly telling us he possesses. And his interactions with Cheech Marin, who plays his sidekick, caddy, and "swing doctor" Romeo, may be the movie's best moments. Marin is becoming a very reliable and entertaining character player. And finally, the rangy Costner looks good physically--he was a convincing ballplayer in Bull Durham (a film very much in the background here) and is a fairly convincing golfer in Tin Cup. He doesn't have as pretty a swing as Don Johnson, who is all tanned grace and easy unctuousness as Costner's touring pro rival--but he'll do. And according to the story, he isn't supposed to have a pretty swing--his follow-through is too short (which is of course his character flaw, problem, too).

Rene Russo plays Johnson's girlfriend and Costner's ideal; she is not convincing for a minute as a psychologist (though again, the story doesn't claim that she's supposed to be a good one), but she does backchat, bewilderment and exasperation well enough, and of course she is--refreshingly--taller than everyone else in the movie. I have to admit, though, that I've been a big fan of Russo's ever since I saw her beat up five guys in a garage in Lethal Weapon III.

Tin Cup is pleasant, predictable, occasionally quite amusing, and about twenty minutes too long--which makes it, I suppose, kind of like watching golf.

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Men in Black Turtlenecks: U-571

Pinned to the bulletin board over my desk is a cartoon I clipped out of the Sunday comics a few years ago. The strip was called "When I Was Short"--I don't even know if it's still running--and it offered a series of boys'-eye-view reminiscences about growing up, and maturer reflections on the strange but implacable logic of parents, siblings, and teachers. This particular installment describes the father's chief way of bonding with his boy: watching war movies together. The strip, shall we say, spoke to me, and though the only examples it offered were The Great Escape and The Guns of Navarone, it made me think at once of all the late 50s/early 60s technicolor war films that I used to watch with my dad: not only those two but The Battle of the Bulge (often, like The Great Escape, split into two parts--which meant I could stay up late two nights running), The Dirty Dozen, Tobruk ("Mohnfeld!"), The Enemy Below, The Battle of Britain. Saturday or Sunday afternoons would occasionally find us watching classics like Sahara or obscurities like 633 Squadron. Of course this was twenty-five years ago, before weekends were given over to the televising of every single sporting event taking place worldwide; it was also in the days before cable television and movie-rich stations like TBS (a.k.a. the Where Eagles Dare network) and TNT (motto: "all Kelly's Heroes, all the time"). And certainly this youthful, proto-masculine adolescent fascination with all things military has left me little better than damaged goods, though to be fair to my father I should point out that he also insisted that we watch the annual network showings of The Wizard of Oz and The Sound of Music, and it was quite clear (from the whistling) that he enjoyed the latter for its songs, not its Nazis. But my sense of cultural literacy is hopelessly skewed, which means that not only have I seen Von Ryan's Express several times, I've also read the novel.

And of course I'm a sucker for war movies, which is why this is not the first part of a memoir appearing in The New York Times Magazine, but only the introduction to a movie review of U-571, an expensive and nostalgic WWII submarine film and the first big action film of the summer, which evidently now begins in April. I call U-571 nostalgic because, in telling the story of a group of American sailors ordered to capture an Enigma coding machine from a crippled German U-boat, the movie retails all the familiar sub-movie cliches and character stereotypes from my old favorites: the Inexperienced Lieutenant, the Crusty Old Petty Officer, the Liberty Unexpectedly Cut Short by a Secret Mission, the Dive Too Deep, the Dead Crewman Shot Out Through the Torpedo Tube to Fool the Enemy, the Silent Running, the Shattering Depth-Charge Attack (complete with the Huge Plumes of Water on the Surface for each explosion), and finally the Last Torpedo That Can't Afford to Miss (and that sucker must have been tipped with a nuclear warhead, given the extent of the damage it does). All this is done with vigor and good humor, and the film overall is swiftly and effectively paced--it seeks to exhaust you so you won't notice the exhaustion of most of its materials, and it mostly succeeds. There's lots of shouting in English and German, and with the exception of stars Matthew McConaughey (as Lt. Tyler) and Harvey Keitel (as crusty old Chief Klough), most of the cast are relative unknowns, young enough to look like real 1940s Navy submariners and bearing appropriate service nicknames like "Tank" (Dave Power), "Rabbit" (Will Estes), and "Trigger" (Tom Guiry).

McConaughey's Tyler is still a lieutenant because his superior doubts he has the necessary hard-heartedness to command: sure he'd give up his life for his men, but is he tough enough to ask them to lay down their own lives for the good of the mission? As soon as this question is asked, however, we know it's not so much a question of "when" as it is of "how many." The answer, of course, is "a lot," because Tyler and a few of his men are left in control of the U-boat when the mission goes disastrously awry, and the second half of the film concerns their attempts to escape with their prize. This is the only part--other than the many CGI enhancements--that gives away the fact that this is a new film that only looks like an old one; the notion that a handful of nineteen-year-old sailors stuck in an enemy sub could successfully manage it is a Star-Trek era fantasy of technological mastery: technical skills are language-neutral and perfectly transferable, because technology itself is transparent in its workings. (We know this because although the Germans can't fix their sub's diesel engines, "Tank" gets one running in a matter of minutes.) All you need are a couple of men who read German--one for the torpedo room, one for the control room--and you're on your way.

So U-571 is a lively if predictable couple of hours. Knowing that, though, doesn't answer the question of why anyone would make such a retro film now, at the beginning of a new century. One explanation for such cliched extravagance involves the mission at the movie's center, the capture of the Enigma machine that was the key to the successful coordination of the German U-boat campaign. Putting something named "enigma" at the center of your film cries out, it seems, not just for a Hitchcockian reading (director Jonathan Mostow has been quoted as calling the Enigma machine the film's "MacGuffin") but a Lacanian one--the box is that mysterious repository of the Real around which we inevitably organize all our earthly pursuits, deluding ourselves that if we can successfully possess it all questions will be answered, all potentials filled. An enigma at the center of the film also underwrites its nostalgia: when, late in the film, Lt. Hirsch (Jake Weber) tells Lt. Tyler that, if they can't escape the Nazi pursuit, none of his men must be taken alive, because they've all come to know too much (too much about what the Allies already know about German secrets), we step briefly into a realm defined by the mysteries of principled self-sacrifice and the pursuit of duty unto death--the enigma of patriotic feeling, which is surely more of an enigma to contemporary audiences than it was for "the greatest generation."

Of course the Enigma machine was also a historical thing, and the capture of such machines and the cracking of their code essentially won the war in the Atlantic by breaking the power of the U-boats. The film tries, or pretends to try, to respect that history; it is dedicated at the end to the sailors whose exploits broke the code, and their ships are listed onscreen. That's when we see why the dedication doesn't appear until the closing credits: two of the three ships recognized, the first two, are British ships, though the film has romanticized the whole episode as the result of American pluck and courage.  U-571's wrestling with its sources has also inspired an inquiry on the History Channel on a show called "History or Hollywood," in which a series of military scholars and submarine veterans are interviewed by an irritating host who keeps inanely asking them "So, is it history or Hollywood?", as if he's flogging some product with that name. But neither that show nor the film itself confronts its essential historical inaccuracy: the presence of Eddie (T.C. Carson, from "Living Single"), a black sailor, in the American submarine crew. The American navy was radically segregated during the Second World War, and African Americans were largely limited to assignments as laborers, stevedores, and stewards. Appropriately enough Eddie does appear to be the skipper's steward in U-571, but the likelihood of a black steward serving on a submarine in a navy that set up separate training facilities for African-American recruits (once it was essentially forced to allow open enlistment) and largely assigned them to segregated units is more than remote--it's an utter impossibility. Eddie is made wise--he's "seen and not seen," he says early on, which gives him the opportunity to learn much about what goes on on board the sub--and he's made competent, when on the captured U-boat he is assigned to man the sub's bow planes, controlling surfaces and dives. But he can't be made very real; the racial and ethnic anxiety that ought to be there (and that would have prevented Eddie himself from ever being there) is instead displaced onto radioman Wentz (Jack Noseworthy), who is worried that his shipmates will despise him if they find out he was born in Germany--an anxiety we know to dismiss, since this is a story of the Good War, when brave young men of all ethnic backgrounds banded together to fight fascism.

At one point early in the film, the Captain of the German U-boat orders a subordinate to machine-gun a boat full of British sailors, survivors of a freighter he has just torpedoed. The German sailor hesitates, and the Captain shrugs and tells him that it's not his idea--the Fuhrer has given explicit orders on this point that cannot be disobeyed. It's not quite a humanizing moment, but it does draw the familiar distinction between Nazis and "ordinary Germans" we've come to recognize, and that has always featured in American war films. The fact that U-571 gives the picture of "ordinary Americans" that it does--an integrated and thus inaccurate picture--demonstrates the depth of its nostalgia. Is it history or Hollywood?

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U.S. Marshals Dir. Stuart Baird 3/11/98

 

In U.S. Marshals Tommy Lee Jones once again plays Deputy U.S. Marshal Sam Gerard, reprising his role from The Fugitive (1993). That makes U.S. Marshals the sequel to a film based on a television series, which from one perspective puts it in the same category as A Very Brady Sequel, Addams Family Values, and the Star Trek franchise. And it's certainly afflicted with a sequel's need to make everythng bigger, louder, and flashier, the same but different. Did you like the train derailment in The Fugitive? You'll love the crash landing of a 727 in U.S. Marshals (and you'll be reminded how much you loved it by several meaningless but obviously expensive long shots of the wrecked fuselage sitting there the next day). Were you impressed with Harrison Ford's swan dive off the dam in The Fugitive? Wait'll you see new fugitive Wesley Snipes swing like Batman from the top of a six-story building to a passing elevated train. Did you enjoy closeups of Tommy Lee Jones the first time around? You'll get your fill here.

Snipes plays Mark Sheridan, who like Ford's Dr. Richard Kimble escapes from custody and is pursued by Gerard and his usual team, including Joe Pantoliano, once more playing against type as a motormouth marshal instead of a motormouth scumbag. Robert Downey Jr. plays a State Department operative assigned to Gerard's crew (supply your own "Robert Downey Jr.'s in jail" joke here), and Kate Nelligan plays Gerard's new boss (hey, if James Bond can have one. . .).

Like Kimball, Sheridan is also wrongly accused, which means U.S. Marshals has the same double plot as The Fugitive; that is, we wonder not only when the unstoppable lawman will catch his fugitive, but also when he will realize that his quarry is innocent. Unlike Kimble's resourceful Everyman, though, Sheidan has the sort of Rambo resume typical of action films: ex-Special Forces/ex-CIA/ex-omnicompetent secret agent guy. It's a characterization that makes the lengthy pursuit both less tense and more plausible, a more conventional high-octane adventure.

One other thing distinguishes U.S. Marshals from its otherwise identical predecessor, and that's the element of race. One of the film's ideological charms is the way it lets us watch a black fugitive being pursued by a group of white lawmen with all the resources of the government at their disposal (helicopters, wiretaps, computers) without a twinge of liberal guilt or racial outrage, because, you see, we know he's innocent, and we know that the pure-at-heart marshal will eventually figure that out too. Never mind that when Gerard chases Sheridan into a swamp--enlisting all the local good ol' boys and their swamp boats--they're enacting a scene that comes straight out of Uncle Tom's Cabin or Harriet Jacobs. Never mind that all of the white folks that Sheridan encounters on his odyssey (with the exception of his French-accented girlfriend) attempt to give him away to the authorities (as opposed to Dr. Kimble, who was regularly aided and abetted). U.S. Marshals neutralizes this stereotypical racial imagery by insisting that the real bad guys are the stock suit-wearing State Department types, traitors in league with those dastardly Chinese. Will those meddlesome foreigners stop at nothing in their efforts to disrupt the racial harmony of the USA?

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Very Bad Things dir. Peter Berg 12/2/98

Let's face it: dismemberment is funny. Not pulling the wings off flies or chopping off lizards' tales to see if they'll grow back--that stuff's pathological. But humans losing limbs left and right? Well, you don't have to be a hardcore Freudian to find that downright hilarious. (That's what made Saving Private Ryan such a hoot, no?) And of course it's even better when those being divided up are already dead; those news stories about people who murder their lovers and then pack the body parts off to different states can be just side-splitting.

At least that seems to be the premise inspiring Peter Berg, writer and director of Very Bad Things. Billed (for some reason) as "a very savage comedy," Very Bad Things tells the sorry tale of five buddies from L.A. who travel to Las Vegas for a wild bachelor party on the eve of Kyle's (Jon Favreau) wedding to Laura (Cameron Diaz). In Vegas the prostitute (porn star Kobe Tai, billed as Carla Scott) they've hired to strip for them is accidentally killed, and the panicky crew then murder the security guard (Russell B. McKenzie) who discovers the crime; under the direction of Boyd (Christian Slater, also the film's executive producer) they conspire to cut up the bodies, smuggle them out of the hotel, bury them in the desert, and keep the grisly secret. But guilt and paranoia and bad luck lead to an increasingly outrageous series of killings to keep that secret, as the wedding day--the perfection of which is Laura's constant obsession--comes ever closer.

We're invited to laugh as things spiral increasingly out of control, but the impulse is rarely irresistible. Partly that's a problem of perspective: a comedy, even a putatively black comedy, needs some consistent point of view from which its absurd and extravagant antics can be viewed, but Very Bad Things can't decide until the final twenty minutes whether it means to be Heathers for Grownups or I Know What You Did Last Week in Las Vegas or an exploration of the varieties of male hysteria. Granted, Slater's manic, fully self-actualized Boyd is consistently rendered (and consistent with his screen persona), but the film isn't really ever on his side--at least not for more than a few minutes at a time. The other problem is one of tone, or perhaps measure: Diaz's character (yeah, I know, I'm supposed to praise her every gesture) is offered for our amusement because she's so preoccupied with the trivial details of the impending wedding--she's shallow, you see, because she hasn't killed and mutilated anyone. Yet.

Very Bad Things is Peter Berg's directorial debut. Before he makes another film, I think he should be made to answer the following questions, preferably in writing: Why does the prostitute that the five white guys dismember have to be Asian? Why does the hotel security guard have to be black? And why, once Laura joins in the mayhem at the very end, does she have to be the one who bears the final burden for the tragic mishap with which the story begins? Unlike Very Bad Things, the answers should not take 111 minutes to provide.

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Bond Oresteia: The World Is Not Enough

    Bond movies are like...like...like Happy Meals. They're relentlessly familiar: the plots, like the fries, have all been deep-fried to an even golden crispness (powerful malefactors want to do something heinous and destructive, with global consequences, and only Bond can stop them); there'll be some McNuggets (this time Sophie Marceau, as a pouty oil heiress, and Denise Richards, as one of those nubile twenty-five-year-old nuclear physicists we're all so familiar with--I think she went to grad school with Elisabeth Shue's character from The Saint); a syrupy soda (a title song that plays while silhouettes of bodies writhe provocatively and interact sinuously with phallic weaponry; all of them--even this one, by Garbage--sound like Shirley Bassey); and a new promotional toy (one-person speedboats that corner like BMWs, or--seriously--flying snowmobiles, which are on hand to enliven that conventional skiing scene, where the machine guns kick up clouds of snow just behind the fleeing Bond). And having made this observation, what else is there to say, really, except that we'll all be bellying up to the counter again in a couple of years, after we've forgotten about the aftertaste?

    Perhaps the one avenue left that makes thinking about Bond productive is trying to figure out what the bad guys mean, that is, how the film mediates some of our contemporary (and usually preposterous) fears. Here The World Is Not Enough does edge toward interesting. The obvious bad guy is Renard the anarchist (Robert Carlyle), the kind of mysterious and dangerous figure to whom the phrases "freelance terrorist" and "highest bidder" are routinely attached in the film. Making Renard a terrorist without portfolio is in one way typical of Hollywood, which characteristically has difficulty seeing terror as connected with ideology; usually such figures are just particularly ruthless extortionists--they're in it for the money--though this time Renard is in it for love of Marceau's Elektra King (yes, she's a bad one too--I began to figure it out when none of the flying snowmobiles threatened her at all). In part this is because the money won't do him any good; he's slowly dying due to a bullet working its way through his brain, courtesy of one of Bond's cohort. In the meantime, though, the bullet has rendered Renard immune to all pain, and that's actually interesting. A terrorist who feels no pain--that's a great way of allegorizing terrorism in general (and American impotence in eliminating it in particular), which seems to be a practice immune to all attempts to extirpate it, to beat and punish it. Kill terrorists--or let them kill themselves--and more just keep appearing, virtually indistinguishable (in the popular media at least) to take their place. Had The World Is Not Enough been a little more consistent in representing this provoking trait, it might have been a better film; as it is, it confuses physical pain and emotional pain, and also confuses immunity to pain with invulnerability: if a steaming hot rock sears the flesh of one character, it should burn Renard's flesh too, though he'd be free to smile while it did.

    The other villain is Elektra, and it's pretty clear from the name that we're in Oedipal territory here; Elektra turns out to be filled with rage at her father for failing to pay a ransom when she was kidnapped (by Renard; that's when they met--"Stockholm Syndrome" is Bond's diagnosis). Apparently Dad held off on the advice of his old friend M (Judi Dench), Bond's boss and head of MI6; evidently "M" stand for "Mommy," since Elektra's murderous vendetta extends to her, too. Throughout the film there are pipelines and underground tunnels and phallic missiles, and the finale takes place on a submarine, where Bond and Renard take turns pushing and pulling a plutonium rod in and out and in and out and in and out of the reactor core. I got it, finally.

    It could be that the Oedipal scenario is writ large as well, too. This is the third of the Pierce Brosnan Bond films (or maybe only the second, since I like to think of Tomorrow Never Dies as a Michelle Yeoh movie that happened to have a British secret agent in it) and the second of the post-"Cubby"-Broccoli Bond era, and the new team seems to have realized (as Paramount did with Star Trek) that certain parts will have to be replaced. Dench's M has her largest part yet, and other MI6 functionaries are becoming actually recognizable (Colin Salmon, for example). Finally, the tiresome-yet-lovable Q (Desmond Lewellyn) is clearly being set up for retirement (or worse); this time through he is assisted by R, played unfunnily by John Cleese--a natural choice, you'd think, but maybe he's trying not to step on the lines of his illustrious predecessor. What this all adds up to is a changing of the guard in the Bond series--but probably not a change of the menu.

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