I GOT SO BUGGED I TURNED IT OFF AND TURNED ON ANOTHER SHOW
BUT THERE WAS THE SAME OLD SHOOT-EM-UP AND THE SAME OLD RODEO
SALTY SAM WAS A-TRYIN TO STUFF SWEET SUE IN A BURLAP SACK
HE SAID, "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE DEED TO YOUR RANCH, I'M GONNA
THROW YOU ON THE
RAILROAD TRACK!"
AND THEN HE GRABBED HER--
AND THEN?
HE TIED HER UP--
AND THEN?
HE THREW HER ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS!
AND THEN??
A TRAIN STARTED COMIN'!!
AND THEN? AND THEN??
AND THEN ALONG CAME JONES
TALL, THIN JONES
SLOW-WALKIN' JONES
SLOW-TALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG, LEAN, LANKY JONES