ALONG CAME JONES--THE COASTERS (1959)

I PLOPPED DOWN IN MY EASY CHAIR AND TURNED ON CHANNEL TWO

A BAD GUNSLINGER CALLED SALTY SAM WAS A-CHASIN' POOR SWEET SUE

HE TRAPPED HER IN THE OLD SAWMILL AND SAID WITH A LETHAL LAUGH,

"IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE DEED TO YOUR RANCH, I'LL SAW YOU ALL IN HALF!"

AND THEN HE GRABBED HER--

AND THEN?

HE TIED HER UP--

AND THEN?

HE TURNED ON THE BUZZSAW!

AND THEN? AND THEN?

AND THEN ALONG CAME JONES

TALL, THIN JONES

SLOW-WALKIN' JONES

SLOW-TALKIN' JONES

ALONG CAME LONG, LEAN, LANKY JONES