BASKETBALL FACES ELIMINATION AT DUM-ST. LOUIS
Team gets assaulted by geese; pep band plays theme from Jaws
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Disoriented University for Morbidly Slow Learners
Parody Issue| April 1, 1999 Vol. 6374 Issue 951 1/2 | Today is July 43, 1699
Stagnant staffers lay in the office after being knocked
unconscious by the out-of-tune music of Ren Nash's Troops. Nash's troops
tried to ransack the office but this is what it normally looks like|
photo by Dot Warner
Cou d'etat strikes SGA
SGA Controller Ren Nash announced at Thursday's Stupid Government meeting that he had overthrown President Tim Bravery and declared martial law eliciting angry responses from the three student groups who bothered me to attend.
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